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Study Of Time In Four Parts

The worm that time is
Comes to late-night reverie
A milky wet seeker
Invading every pore.

Blue jeans hug the bottom
With soft skin of back
Face buried in smelly pillows
Is laughing with no shame at all.

Wearing clothes that have always been ugly
Stealing books from public places
Still smoking pot
Still not cool.

My words become heavy fragments;
Broken bits of pottery,
Adorned with the myths of my soul
Typically subverted through jest.



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Gnob, Gnob

Behind holy meat curtains,
Divine Virgin Catastrophe
Spreading misery
Throughout fat, communal lizards
Tales questioning.
Girls in silk anonymous,
The very flag of their suffering shown.
Gasping at rainclouds of perfumed breath
With razorblade fingernails
Tracing Aztec death on the bloated, black
Bellies of blatant lovers.
Looking good under the covers.
Where is our only daughter?
Where is our good and only daughter?
She is the bedroom fuckhole,
Kitchen appliance friendly.
A backseat fragrance,
And  an old sofa stain - so please believe me
When I say
There is no television in heaven.
Wipe Your Mouth

So there's a bed nobody sleeps in
That smells like mold and hospital equipment,
And desperation, and malice weakened
By advancing age, and senility.
There's a subtle harmony
When old men cry like that -
Holding their own hands, and rocking like that...
More subtle than any snake it hisses
With electrical cunning and charm.
So what if its Christmas again?
Who cares if your children wish it was you
That died instead?
Fool, wipe your mouth.
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Junked Around (Written by Social Junk and Translated By Hop)

Take it as it comes,
Like a ballpoint pen raked across dry teeth
In the absence of
Anything better to say or do.
Look here, there's a man with no mouth
Pretending to scream.
Don't pity him, or he'll try to bite you.
And that ain't whistling dixie, you know?
Don't sit there, that seat is taken
By the ghost of people who are yet alive.
Don't you see the wood-carvings?
The high-school effegies of
Favorite artists, boys and girls,
Secret desires and repressed feelings
Passed on to strangers as a malicious
Joke or other offense.
And the girl rakes and rakes her yellow teeth
With a desperate look on her mawl.
Her eyes are glazing past
The man-with-no-mouth,
Who is envying her and pitying her every moment
In every line of this poem. 
He would like to sing her a song
About the life of a fly.
He would like to carve his name in her belly
With a fatherhood knife,
But this lacks catharsis - so I abandom them Completely.
From my desk here in hell,
With my coffee cup brimming with fire,
A Cat Named Tonya buzzs by
To remind me of myself.

Keep doing your thing, guys.
Desire Acquittted

The cat grins in the corner.
The mouse grins behind the wall.
Both bound by duty, not ignorance.
Both trapped in the same place and time.
Both lost among primitive thoughts
Which surplant all else -
The natural way.
This truth of hunger satisfies all life...
But even still, the rooster looks in
From his tiny post
As if entranced.

Nothing
Is meant to escape this simple order.
Nothing
Is what the farmer holds in his hands
     At the end of the day.
Nothing
Breaks our backs more than kindness
     And those who love life.
Nothing
Falls into place but animal looks leveled
     At one's opponents
in a silent way.
But as long as we keep to hope
None of this will matter in the end.
The bending of loose ends
Often create the whole
For each of us.
So let your towers fall,
You can not defend them.
There is a terror behind the wall,
And it will break loose from time to time...
Only returning with its belly full
Of madness and future misunderstandings.

The cat grins in the corner
At the bloody pulp of mouse.
There is no need for guilt.
[History]
Well, well, well.  IF you are reading this page right now then you are probably interested in more information about ZEN CITY II.  It is going to be a lot better than the last one two years ago.  For starters, its going to be August 27th and 28th at the Eden Valley Farm in Scottstown, OH....which is run by Earth Productions and Robert Delong.  He has held many good festivals there over the years, and has brought more than a few big names on his own.  He has excellent facilities there, a nice covered stage, and miles of uncharted property...very private, but secure.  We also took the time to get some quality acts, such as:
social junk, sandra black, dave and the alley cats, crackerbat (guitarist Phil Perry being a head organizer), the pistol whippers, noizbox, the yeti, ourselves (zen fishermen), the paul bellini jazz quintet, E2 Productions (featuring Gutterworld), voodoo katz, aristotle and the excellent lovers, and DJ Charlie Black!!!  These are the best bands around, as far as we can tell - or afford. 

I am also trying to bring in a couple national acts to beef up the turnout this year.  Since the festival grounds are cheaper than before, we can actually bring in some known names.  Although none have been confirmed as of yet, we are currently talking to these bands:
Lake Trout
Cryo Baptista
Clutch
Dub Is A Weapon
Ulu
Screaming Cheetah Wheelies
The Recipe.

We are trying to get at least two of the above mentioned acts, but they can be so goddamned demanding.  Honestly, I just want to tell everyone out there in cyberland that if you ever plan on putting together a festival you've got to know two things:
1.)   nothing will go exactly as planned.
2.)   it will drive you completely fucking nuts by the end, and you'll want to drown yourself in a pool of whiskey.
otherwise, it'll be a good experience...(HT)