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THE
APE MAN
(1943)
Starring
Bela Lugosi

Bela stars as Dr. Brewster,
but as the movie starts we learn that the
brilliant doctor is
missing. An anonymous person tells some news reporters
(and us) that the sister
of the missing doctor is coming in on a boat from
Europe. And he
tells them that she is a ghost hunter. So, the reporters
ask her for a story,
and she politely declines, still mourning her missing
brother. She and
her brother's assistant go home, and he tells her about
Dr. Brewster.
The doctor and his assistant had come upon a great discovery,
and of course, the doctor
wanted to be the first one experimented on.
However, it left him
in a bad condition - one he cannot recover from. So,
the story about him
missing was false, and he is actually living in the
hidden laboratory of
his house.
We then see the good
doctor - he is sleeping in a cell with a gorilla. Oh
my, and he is half ape/half
man! Well, actually, he walks with a hunched
back and has a lot more
hair. We learn more of his predicament, and find
out that he did this
to himself by injecting "ape fluid". Not exactly sure
what ape fluid is, or
how you would collect or concoct such a thing, but
that's what he said.
And, there is a way to cure him of his simian
affliction, and that
is with - get this - injections of human spinal fluid!
Bela gets upset when
his assistant will not kill innocent people to supply
him with spinal fluid,
so he and his gorilla go on their own to kill. The
fluid does allow Bela
to walk upright, but does nothing for his hairiness.
And it's only temporary.
So the doctor has to kill more and more... and
well, you get the picture.
There's more story with the reporters, and with
that anonymous guy (whose
identity we do find out at the very end of the
film), but none of it
is any good. A pretty disappointing film overall.
Quality: 2.0 Visuals:
2.0 Intensity: 2.5 Laughability: 3.5
OVERALL RATING: 2.5
reviewed
2004
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