Smorgasbord
of Crappola
MOVIES
ATTACK
OF THE
KILLER
TOMATOES
(1978)
Starring giant
man-eating vegetables

Like many B-movies, the
concept and title is much better than the movie
itself. There's
nothing funnier than the idea of tomatoes killing people,
and that has made this
low (and I mean LOW) budget film a cult classic. But
the film itself is pretty
poor.
Somehow (nuclear? crop
engineering?) tomatoes have gotten a taste for human
blood. There are
many reports of them attacking people (and even
helicoptors!), and the
government wants to keep it quiet. They pull
together a crackpot
team of specialists, headed by Mason Dixon. His team
consists of a disguise
expert, a swimming expert, an underwater expert, and
a parachutist.
Don't ask. Nothing makes much sense in this movie. So, the
tomatoes are getting
bigger and attacking more people. The President and
his press secretery
have their backs against the wall. A local reporter is
trying to crack the
story wide open. An advertising guru is trying to make
a buck. The army
breaks out into song. And the tomatoes are taking over!
There is a lot of insanity
in this film. The story is jumbled, not making
much sense, and there's
no continuity. A lot of the jokes are funny, but
many others falter.
The scenes with tomatoes are hilarious - but few.
Worth a gander by those
interested by the title, but in all honesty, it's
not very good.
Quality: 2.0 Visuals:
2.0 Intensity: 3.0 Laughability: 5.0
OVERALL RATING: 3.0
reviewed
2003
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