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BRIDE OF RE-ANIMATOR
(1990)
Starring
Jeffrey Combs
Quick Rating: ***
It's 8 months after the events of the first Re-Animator movie. Apparently,
Dr. West and Dr. Cain had survived and are in Peru, where warfare is being
conducted. The two are still experimenting with life and death, and
where better than a war zone to find plenty of worthy test subjects?
And there's also some Italian girl with them - her purpose? future
love interest. But now? Why is she in Peru? Who is she?
Why is she with them?
Anyway, the two doctors flee Peru and return to Arkham, where a police lieutenant
is still inquiring about the mysterious events of the first film. Meanwhile,
Dr. West, not content with simply re-animating the dead, is now attempting
to create life (a la Frankenstein) from dead body parts. Dr. Cain is
reluctant (as always) until West brings out the heart of Meg - Cain's love
interest last time around. He wants to create a woman, with the heart
of Meg, and other body parts from various other women (including some poor
girl in the hospital who's head is the only thing not sick... hmmm.
I wonder what part of hers they will use for their creation?)
So, while the doctors are furthering their experiments, the policeman is
getting closer and closer to their secret, the Italian lady from Peru (played
by Allotta Fagina from Austin Powers!) returns, the infamous Dr. Carl Hill
returns (even if it is just his head), and creations from the past come back
to haunt them all!
I'd say this flick is right on par with the first. Same campiness.
Same bad acting. The script was a little better the first time around,
but this one had a little bit more going on. There's plenty of blood
and gore... some cool special effects include an "eye" spider, the
woman creation falling apart, a flying Dr. Hill, and many others. Nothing
too original or outstanding, but a good horror/comedy ride.
Quality: 4.0 Visuals:
6.0 Intensity: 5.0 Gore: 7.0
OVERALL RATING: 5.5
reviewed
2004
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