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MOVIES
BUBBA
HO-TEP
(2002)
Starring
Bruce Campbell
&
Ossie Davis

Elvis lives... in a nursing
home! Turns out, the King switched lives with
an Elvis impersonator,
and after a mishap on stage, ended up in a coma and
woke up in a retirement
home. And he's got a problem - some sort of
pus-filled growth on
his penis. He dreams of the past while slowly fading
away. Meanwhile,
something strange is going on in the nursing home.
Residents are dying,
and there are some large scarab beatles running around.
We're introduced to
one of Elvis's friends, Jack (Ossie Davis), who believes
he is John F. Kennedy.
Yes, Ossie Davis is a black man - "they" dyed him
that color - what better
way to cover it up? Anyway, Jack uncovers some
clues about the strange
happenings and deduces that there is an ancient soul
sucking mummy on the
premises. A good ol' boy mummy - or Bubba Ho-Tep, if
you will. And
he feeds off the souls of the living, which he can suck out
of any orafice (but
I guess he prefers ass). So now the elderly Presley and
Kennedy need to muster
up the strength and determination of their youth to
put an end to this evil
presence.
Great premise, and the
jokes work, but there's not much extra to the story.
Campbell does a great
job as Elvis, as does Davis as JFK. There are some
great one-liners and
funny situations, but the movie is kinda depressing at
times. There is
a real drama hidden behind the goofy premise, and they
don't really work together
well. But, it is entertaining, and it's not
entirely a B-movie,
but it does have many B-movie elements. If you'd like
to see an elderly Elvis
fight off a giant beatle with a bedpan, then Bubba
Ho-Tep is for you!
Quality: 3.5 Visuals:
3.0 Intensity: 4.0 Laughability: 6.5
OVERALL RATING: 4.3
reviewed
2003
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