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CARNIVORE
(1983)
a.k.a. The Final Terror
Starring Adrien Zmed, Daryl Hannah & Joe Pantoliano
Quick
Rating: *
Boring, boring horror movie. It starts out with the most pathetic motorcycle
crash ever, and the couple involved end up victims.
Then we meet a bunch of horny forest rangers, who plan a vacation... in the
woods! They pick up a few girls and head 30+ miles into the woods for
a hiking/camping/rafting weekend. Their bus driver is a little off-kilter,
and they pass a mental institution, and there's a crazed killer in the woods.
Sounds like ... a snorefest!
The only thing going for this movie is a couple of recognizable names, but
otherwise it is one bad movie. The story is simple and ridiculous.
The editing atrocioius. The lighting and camerawork were bad.
There's just nothing really to say about this one. It's all been done
before, and better.
Quality:
1.0 Visuals: 1.5 Intensity: 2.0 Gore: 1.5
OVERALL RATING: 1.5
reviewed 2005
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