The 70's, trucks, C.B.s, smokey, and prostitutes - Sounds like a movie to
me.  Let me sum up the complex plot of this stinker:  A couple run a
prostitution business to truckers using their van's C.B.  A policeman and
two local news reporters are on their trail.  They escape.  The end.

Of course, there are the gratuitous scenes which illustrate plainly that
they are prostitutes (thank god for that, or this movie would never be
watched).  And there's a selection to appeal to all men - a blonde with
large breasts codenamed "Lemon", a brunette with medium sized breasts
codenamed "Prune" and a red-head with extra-large breasts codenamed
"Watermelon".  So they drive from truckstop to truckstop, pleasing truckers
for cash.  The sheriff and two reporters catch wind of what's going on and
try to get evidence enough to stop it.  And just when they do, the CB
Hustlers drive over the county line.  What a suspenseful film this one is.
oof.

The editing is horrific - I don't know if they lost footage, butt there's
frames missing.  People "jump" during scenes, and dialog is cut off.
There's one conversation where I don't think you can make out one word said.
And then there's the bad camerawork.  One excruciating long scene takes
place at a van rally, where all the local van drivers converge to drink beer
and play football.  The entire scene looks to be filmed from a surveillance
camera.  It's long range visuals with overdubbed vocals.  Not the most
engaging cinema, to say the least.
 
 

Quality: 1.0  Visuals: 1.0  Intensity: 1.0  Laughability: 2.0  T&A: 4.5 
OVERALL RATING: 1.9