Obviously, just by the title alone you have to see this movie.  If you're expecting a badly dubbed karate-fest with armless and legless martial artists, then this movie will not disappoint!  At first, you might not think it's right to laugh at the handicapped, but this movie is so bad, it'll force you to laugh at them.  Honestly, you'll be amazed at what they can do, and it's more the movie that is laughable.  But well worth viewing.

Two warriors are disfigured by their tyrannical master, and they somehow survive and meet up with each other.  Their thirst for revenge grows and they find a karate master in a basket and he helps them train, and teaches them that teamwork can save the day, or kick some ass. 

You will definitely see things you've never seen before in this film.  There's foot-chokings, large mole hairs, loud punch noises, handicap-bashing, a man with a metal hump, and last but not least a human backpack.  The fighting and hilarity never end.  See "The Crippled Masters".  NOW.
 

Quality: 2.0  Visuals: 2.0  Intensity: 6.0 Laughability: 9.0
OVERALL RATING: 4.8