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THE DEVIL'S HAND
(1962)
Starring Neil Hamilton
Quick Rating: **
A dark little film, which for the most part, works. Rick is a man in
crisis. He's quit his dream job. He's got a great girl who wants
to marry him (even though he's about 20 years older than her) but he keeps
turning her down. And he's having trouble sleeping as of late.
He has the same dreams every night - a beautiful girl dances before his eyes,
amidst clouds. I don't see why that's such a bad thing, but it's very
troubling for Rick. He can't handle life while some woman dances in
his dreams.
So, Rick is suspect to wandering aimlessly. On one such excursion he
passes by an old doll shop. And in the window ? A doll with the
face of his dream girl! The next day, his fiance Donna and he go to
the shop. The owner of the shop (Neil Hamilton, who you'd remember
as Commissioner Gordon from the Batman TV series!) seems to know Rick and
tells him that the doll was his order. Rick denies knowing the owner
to Donna (and himself), and then they see a doll that looks just like Donna.
Commissioner Gordon tells them that the doll is of someone else, not Donna.
He again tries to see the dream girl's doll to Rick, telling him that it's
already been paid for. The couple decide against it, and leave.
Commissioner Gordon doesn't look too pleased, and he takes the Donna doll
and heads to the basement of the shop. There, a black man is beating
on bongos for no apparent reason or audience. I wonder how long his
drum beating shift goes on a normal day! Anyway, Commissioner Gordon
then gets a snazzy cape and takes the doll to a fancy podium and stabs the
doll. At that same moment, Donna has a terrible pain, and Rick brings
her to the hospital.
That night Rick has another dream, and this time, the girl talks to him.
She tells him to get her doll from the shop and bring it to her, and she
will answer his questions. Well, he does just that, and the dream girl
attempts to seduce him (and succeeds). She also gets him to join her
religion - a cult that worships the devil god of evil, whose name is Gamba!
Turns out, Commissioner Gordon is the head of this cult, and they have some
deadly practices. Rick's soul, relationship, and loyalty will be tested!
It's not a bad movie, though not particularly good, either. But it
handles the topics well, and the acting is decent. Commissioner Gordon
adds some hammyness to his role and the film, which helps, and of course
the voodoo dolls are a big draw. I could do without the extended dance
sequences during cult ceremonies. And the sacrificial swords seemed
to be awfully flimsy. But, other than that, not bad for a low budget
B film about the occult.
Quality: 4.5 Visuals:
3.5 Intensity: 5.0 Laughability: 3.5
OVERALL RATING: 4.1
reviewed
2004
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