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THE
DEVIL'S NIGHTMARE
(1971)
Featuring
a Nazi succubus

Ok, my version of this
movie starts out with a recent looking (say, 90s)
video of naked women
biting and bleeding. There's a naked vampire, naked
winged girls, and naked
cannibals. What the hell is going on? I thought
this movie was from
1971? So, then voiceovers start telling me that this is
an intro to a movie
by Redemption Video. The movie is "The Devil's
Nightmare", but first
I must sit through this very bizarre and
not-as-exciting-as-one-would-think
intro where a half-naked woman is eating
flesh while a voice
tells me the history of cannibal movies. Huh? After
this has all gone on
for too long, the movie actually starts...
1945 Germany. A
German baronness dies during childbirth, between stock war
footage. The baron
father learns that it is a girl, and stabs the newborn
dead. What a pleasant
intro! Then we come to present day (which is 1971),
and the baron discusses
how his family is cursed. (Meanwhile, he's living
in this huge castle
- don't seem so cursed, do he?). Thhen we meet 7 people
who have been randomly
placed together on a bus (is this where the Real
World got it's idea?)
- there's a greedy wealthy woman and her adulterous
husband. An innocent
and sweet blonde girl, a temptuous brown haired girl,
a fat slob, a constantly
complaining old man, and a priest (or soon-to-be
priest). Why they're
all in a bus, and where they're going, I don't know,
or care. They
get lost, and ask a freaky looking skinny guy in a costume
who's burning wood in
a field for directions. He sends them to the baron's
castle.
So, the seven people
get out of the bus, and head toward this castle. The
door opens and no one
is there to greet them. Yet, all 7 walk right in like
they own the place and
start looking around. Finally two odd-looking
servants meet them,
and they are shown to their rooms. Each room has a
different horrible past,
full of violence and murder. But, all 7 find no
real problems with that,
and actually enjoy their rooms. The two hot girls
decide to share a room,
and that can only lead to one thing. A very drawn
out lesbian scene ensues,
and it was a damn good scene for 1971! It was
probably the best thing
about this movie. Anyway, the guests all come to
dinner and meet the
baron, and he shares the story of his family's curse -
it seems that the oldest
daughter of every generation turns out to be a
succubus. And
who should walk into the castle at this time, but a
beautiful, mysterious
woman wearing a revealing black outfit. Hmmm... I
wonder if she could
be a succubus??
Sooner or later, all
7 guests find out if she's a succubus or not - and most
of them find out the
hard way. If anyone can stop her, you'd think it'd be
the priest, wouldn't
you? Well, you'll have to watch to see if he does.
This was an interesting,
but odd movie. I enjoyed the ending, even if the
journey to get there
was rather dull and unimagined. The pace wasn't too
bad, and the lesbian
encounter certainly helped - although it did lead me to
believe there would
be more such scenes later on, only to be disappointed
with a couple of tame
sexual meetings. Not much in the way of gore, but
there were some unusual
deaths. Not particularly well acted, and the
English dubbing was
distracting throughout. I'd recommend this, but only to
hardcore fans of 70s
horror.
Quality: 3.0 Visuals:
3.5 Intensity: 4.0 T&A: 4.0
OVERALL RATING: 3.6
reviewed
2004
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