Smorgasbod
of Crappola
MOVIES
FRIDAY
THE 13TH PART V:
A NEW
BEGINNING
(1985)
Starring
Corey Feldman

Looks like Part 4 wasn't
really the FINAL chapter (gasp!). Tommy Jarvis
(Feldman from part 4)
is a few years older now, and he's being taken to a
psychiatric institute.
He still has nightmares about Jason and still has a
violent streak in him.
At the institute, one of the wackos is murdered, and
that seems to set off
a string of murders. Is is Jason reborn? Is it
Tommy? Is it one
of the residents? Whoever it is, he does a lot of
killing. And that's
about it.
Woof. This movie
is bad. The acting is horrendous. I thought it was
promising in the beginning.
We have a new setting, and there's a bunch of
new characters, all
of which COULD have been interesting if they were
developed at all.
But no, the makers of this film just wanted many wacky
people that a murderer
could chop up and impale. And what's a better way to
introduce wacky characters
than to have a mental hospital as your main
setting? Of course,
it's not enough. They also had to throw in some
greasers, a coke-head
& his waittress girlfriend, some trailer trash, and
annoying hillbillies.
And then we have Tommy,
and with what happened to him in his youth, he could
have been one excellent
character. Nope. Wasted opportunity. The actor
who played him was wooden,
and nothing happened to his character. There's
no delving into who
he is or what he feels or anything like that. He's just
mad and crazy.
And he sees Jason a lot.
Can I ask why there are
so many dangerous weapons just lying around a mental
hospital?
What this movie does
have is killings. Many killings. I counted about 21,
but it's hard to be
sure. But none of them were that memorable (well, ok,
the flare in the mouth,
and the be-heading of the guy on the motorcycle were
two cool ones, but the
rest were boring). You hardly ever see the kill
shot... just the
aftermath. You don't care about any of the characters,
and their deaths are
just another scene in the movie. Nothing exciting or
emotional. Just
mindless murders. And a few booby shots.
And then the ending.
I'm not sure what to make of it. I just know I didn't
like it.
Quality: 2.0 Visuals:
3.0 Intensity: 3.0 Gore: 3.5
OVERALL RATING: 2.9
reviewed
2003
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