Smorgasbor
of Crappola
MOVIES
FROZEN
ALIVE
(1964)

A boring little film
about a scientist duo who are researching in the then
new field of cryogenics.
The scientists give a presentation to the World
Health Organization
about their experiments with freezing chimpanzees to -80
degrees Centrigrade.
Their presentation gets a favorable response, until
the topic of human subjects
is brought up and the scientists admit they are
on the doorstep of such
experimentation. Now one of these scientists is an
older American male,
and the other, an attractive young German female. The
doctor's wife doesn't
care for the time he spends with the sexy Kraut, and
their marriage is in
trouble as a result. Even after receiving a
prestigious award and
a large financial sum, the two argue and the scientist
runs to the lab to do
more work. The wife goes out with her former lover
and gets wasted.
She steals a gun and goes to the lab, about to threaten
the female scientist
when her husband stops her and takes her home.
Meanwhile, the scientists'
experiments might be coming to a halt, and they
are not happy, being
so close to human suspended animation. The scientist
decides that he wants
to be the first human guinea pig, and convinces his
partner to freeze him.
They do so, and he seems to be successfully frozen.
His wife ends up in
a worse state - death - after an accident with the gun.
And the scientist is
the prime suspect! Will he survive the thawing
process? Will
he be able to answer the police's questions, and preserve his
good name? Who
really cares? He ends up surviving (just barely), and a
witness (the wife's
lover) comes forward, so we get a warm fuzzy ending.
Boo Hoo! This
film could not hold my interest. It wasn't a horror movie,
although promoted as
such. It was hardly science fiction. It was more like
a melodrama. And
poorly done, at that. Skip this clunker!
Quality: 3.0 Visuals:
1.5 Intensity: 1.5
OVERALL RATING: 2.0
reviewed
2004
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