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FREDDY
Vs. JASON
(2003)
Starring:
Robert Englund & Ken Kirzinger

The two biggest baddies
from 80s horror clash in a battle for the ages.
This film was a long
time coming, and I'm glad it finally got made. The
meeting of the classic
characters from the Nightmare on Elm Street and
Friday the 13th series
takes place in the 18th film starring either of them.
The town of Springwood
has protected their children from Freddy Krueger by
not mentioning him and
by giving them a drug which suppresses dreams.
Freddy wants to kill
again, so he tricks Jason Voorhees (who was just
"sleeping", not dead,
you see) into coming back to life and killing again.
That way the kids will
be afraid again, and that fear will strengthen
Freddy. So Jason
is back on the loose, hacking away at alcohol-drinking
underage-sex-having
teens. And Freddy's name gets out there again. Just as
Freddy starts getting
powerful, Jason is stealing away his victims. Krueger
decides to put a stop
to this killing machine, and we have an all-out brawl
between the silent stalker
from Crystal Lake and the gabby killer from your
dreams.
This movie delivers what
horror fans have wanted for a long time. The
battle between these
two is great. It's long, gory, and the tide swings
back and forth, so we
can see each of them in their glory. Not only does
this movie have their
violent battle, but there's plenty of the normal
killing we've come to
know and love from their own series. Some really
memorable kills - my
fave is Jason on fire walking through the cornfield and
throwing his machete
through the throat of a high teenager... and the
machete still burns!
There's decapitations, dismemberments, slices &
dices, plenty of severed
arteries and buckets of blood. And even a few
titties. What
else can an 80s horror fan ask for? Of course, the plot was
weak, and some of the
acting too, but what would you expect? This is a
must see for any fan
of either Nightmare or Friday series - you won't be
disappointed.
Quality: 4.0 Visuals:
6.0 Intensity: 7.0 Gore: 8.0
OVERALL RATING: 6.3
reviewed
2003
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