Smorgasbord of Crappola 
MOVIES
 

H.O.T.S.
(1979)

Starring Danny Bonaduce


 




This T&A flick focuses on a group of college girls who were turned down by the snobbish Pi Sorority, and decide to create their own group - H.O.T.S.  Their goal is to steal all the men on campus away from the Pi's, and bouncing around braless in tight white shirts certainly doesn't hurt!  Where else can you find a movie with topless skydiving, a seal, a robot, moonshine, bumbling criminals, a wet T-shirt contest, a bear, and a game of strip football?  Plus, you can laugh at the singing and/or acting of Danny Bonaduce!  Don't be left in the cold - watch H.O.T.S.! 
 

Tagline: Some like it H.O.T.S.!
 

Quality: 3.0  Visuals: 3.5  Laughter: 5.0  T&A: 8.5
OVERALL RATING: 5.0

reviewed 1999