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HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN
(1944)
Starring
Boris Karloff, Lon Chaney Jr,
John Carradine & Lionel Atwill
Quick Rating: **
Universal
brought out all the monsters (except the Mummy, surprisingly) to try to revive
interest in its horror films. We're treated to the mad scientist, the
hunchback, Dracula, the Frankenstein monster, and the Wolfman. Karloff
is a brilliant but mad scientist (is there any other kind in these movies?)
rotting away in jail, with his hunchbacked assistant, Daniel. Lightning
strikes, and brings down the walls of this stone prison (!), and they escape
into the night. A travelling chamber of horrors show (!) has gotten
its wagons stuck in the mud, and Karloff & Daniel help them out in exchange
for a ride. Karloff has aspirations of continuing his Frankenstein-like
work, and of revenge against his accusers. They soon take over the
travelling show (which boasts the genuine skeleton of Count Dracula) and
head out to a town where some of Karloff's enemies reside. He revives
Dracula (Carradine, in a to! p hat), and forces him to attack the local Burgomeister.
After the Dracula story, the scientist and his hunchbacked assistant continue
on to the town of Frankenstein, in search of the infamous doctor's notes.
In the ruins, they find frozen in the snow both the Frankenstein's monster
(Glenn Strange) and the Wolfman (Chaney), fresh from their battle in the
previous film (Frankenstein Meets the Wolfman). These monsters are
revived, and the Wolfman changes back to Larry Talbot, who pines for death.
The doctor provides him an alternative - a promise of a brain transplant
to rid him of the wolf curse that plagues him so.
Back to Karloff's hometown and he gets preoccupied with reviving the monster,
while ignoring his promises to both Talbot and Daniel (he had promised him
a new body as well), which they don't take too kindly too. The full
moon comes, and Talbot transforms. Daniel gets jealous and mad, and
fights back. And the monster is restored to full power. Look
out, the monsters are loose and mad!
This is really a cheesy movie. The plot is thin and uninteresting,
and there are a few holes. The cast is great, though, and really carries
the picture. That, and the fact that all the monsters are in it!
Another thing that seems amateurish by today's eyes are the transformations.
The wolfman's are on par with earlier wolfman films (which is to say, not
too good), but the Dracula ones are real bad. From bat to count or
count to bat, it's done with animation. Obvious animation. Kind
of distracting from the film. So, it was good to see all the monsters,
but bad to see them in a meaningless film that's sole purpose was to bring
them together.
Quality: 3.5 Visuals:
3.5 Intensity: 3
OVERALL RATING: 3.3
reviewed
2004
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