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MOVIES
THE
INCREDIBLE HULK
(1977)
Starring
Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno

This TV movie served
as the pilot episode to the popular 70's show. It
tells the story of Dr.
David Banner and his green alter-ego. Banner, played
likably by Bill Bixby,
is living with the recent loss of his wife. A
blowout caused their
car to overturn and crash. Banner was thrown to
safety, but his wife
was trapped inside the overturned, burning car. David
tried to lift the car
to open the door, but couldn't, and she died. David
has been having nightmares
about that day for almost a year now, and it has
carried over into his
research. He and fellow scientist/friend Elaina are
trying to figure out
why & how people in extraordinary circumstances utilize
unknown strength.
(I think we call this adrenaline). All of the people
they interview/study
have similiar stories about how they found tremendous
strength to save someone
they love. And this gets David upset and
frustrated - how could
they find the power, but not him when he needed it
most?
Getting desparate, and
seeing some similiarities between Gamma Ray levels
and these extraordinary
acts, David decides to inject (?) himself with gamma
rays. The procedure
has no effect, at first. Then, he has to change a tire
in the rain - boy does
that make him mad! So mad, he turns green, grows
giant eyebrows and grunts
a lot. Anyone who thinks the CG Hulk effects from
the 2003 movie look
crappy needs to rewatch these old episodes and really
take a look at Lou Ferrigno
in green makeup. And that wig... what is up
with that?
Anyway, David now has this beast inside of him, and doesn't
have any control over
him. Can he and Elaina figure out the Hulk's secret?
Can they rid David of
this curse? Will Jack McGee, the cheesy newspaper
reporter, blow the whole
story?
This "movie" is the premiere
of the TV series, and it really sets the tone.
For the most part it's
well done. There's some cheesiness and some 70's
styles, but not overly
so. The movie (and the following series) focuses
much more on David Banner
than they do the Hulk. Banner has a lot of
demons, and trying to
live with them is driving him nuts. Add on a 7 foot
angry green giant, and
he's really got problems. The story is good,
expanding upon the Hulk
legend, up until this time only told in comic books.
But the momentum is
slow, the special effects are ho-hum (One would think
that they would be able
to improve upon the "transformation" sequences that
have been in movies
since the silent era. But no, even in the late 70s, it
looks the same, if not
worse, when Bixby becomes Ferrigno and vice versa).
It's entertaining, but
not as good as you remember it.
Famous Line:
David Banner : "Don't
make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
Quality: 4.0 Visuals:
3.0 Intensity: 3.5 Laughability: 3.0
OVERALL RATING: 3.4
reviewed
2003
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