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MOVIES THE INCREDIBLE 2-HEADED TRANSPLANT
Bruce Dern stars (in a movie he'd probably prefer to have his name & image striken from) as a brilliant doctor who, in his home laboratory, and with his aged assistant, has been performing experiments with head transplants. He's created two-headed snakes, rabbits, foxes, and now a monkey. The next step? Humans, of course. Dern is so concerned with his experiments, he ignores his pretty wife (played by Pat Priest, who you might remember as Marilyn Munster) and his bestest buddy (Casey Kasem, with big hair, bigger sideburns, and the biggest collar you ever did see). So let me ask you... If you wanted to perform a head transplant on humans and give two human heads to one body, would there be any worse subjects to choose than a brain damaged hillbilly who loves wielding an axe and an escaped mental patient with a record of murder? Certainly not! Those would be the ideal two subjects for your experiment! And, thusly, the 2-headed man becomes a monster and rampages through the fields killing innocents. This is a pretty bad movie. You can tell the premise is bad, and I can tell you the effects are atrocious. What you would hope for with a movie like this is some so-bad-they're-funny moments, but we get none of those. It really is a waste. I'd recommend that you avoid this one. Quality: 1.5 Visuals:
1.0 Intensity: 2.5 Laughability: 2.5 reviewed
2005
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