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MOVIES
JASON
X
(2002)
Starring
Kane Hodder

For the 10th installment
in the Friday the 13th series (almost a decade
after the 9th), the
creators decided to send Jason to the future and to
outer space. The
horror monster in outer space, to me, never works. It
didn't work with Leprechaun
in space, or with Critters in space. And it
doesn't work here, either.
Although this movie is better than both of
those, it's not by much.
Ok, for the story, we
start out in the near future (the date is never really
told, just sometime
between 2008 & 2055). Jason Voorhees has been caught,
and is being held at
the Crystal Lake Research Facility (catchy name, no?).
Several attempts were
made to execute him, and all have failed. The plan of
attack now is to cryogenically
freeze him so at least he's out of the way.
However, another group
wants him alive so they can study his regenerative
abilities. Under
their noses, Jason escapes his chains (using them as
weapons) and is on the
kill again. One researcher is able to corner him
into a freezing chamber,
and put ol' Jason on ice. But, not before the
masked one's machete
catches her flesh, and causes the whole chamber (and
her) to be frozen.
Then, we travel to the
far future, 2455 to be exact. A college field trip
discovers the cryogenic
chamber with the female researcher and Jason, and
retrieve the two bodies
as scientific discoveries. On their spaceship (they
have to travel back
to Earth 2, since Earth 1 is barren and unlivable - but
it makes for great field
trips!), the team is able to bring the woman back
to life (and heal her
stab wound). So, the futuristic space ship and its
futuristic team of scientists
and college students and marines are soon to
meet up with a thawed
out Jason Voorhees. He hacks his way through almost
everyone on the ship
before stopped by an android. Jason then becomes
Uber-Jason (yes, you
read that correctly) when the automatic regenerating
computer thingamabob
replaces his missing flesh with bulletproof metal and
gives him a futuristic
mask and red eyes (yes, both of them!). The
remaining crew are really
in trouble now.
Bad script and pretty
poor acting. The story leaves a lot to be desired.
And I really didn't
like Jason's nappy looks-like-pubes haircut - what was
that all about?
Why is there a need to put Jason in space? If you want to
have an "Alien" type
story, then do an Alien movie, not a Friday the 13th!
Most of the special
effects are computer effects, and low budget ones at
that, which lessen the
feel of the film. There were some interesting kills,
my favorite being the
freeze-drying and smashing of a scientist's head.
Overall, though, it
was pretty poor - surprised it was released to the
theaters.
Tagline : "Evil Gets
An Upgrade"
Quality: 2.5 Visuals:
4.0 Intensity: 4.0 Gore: 4.5 Laughability: 2.5
OVERALL RATING: 3.5
reviewed
2003
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