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LOVER'S LANE
(1999)
 


 




A maniac killed teenagers and cheating couples making out at the popular lover's lane with his hook hand.  Stop me if you've seen this before.  No, really - STOP ME!

Well, the maniac gets put away in a state mental hospital, but escapes 13 years later to get revenge on his victim's children.  The makers of this film threw in some minor twists as the action unfolds, but the viewer will not care enough for it to have an effect.

It's definitely a B-Movie which at times i hard to see and at times is hard to hear.  The special effects are lame, and the couple of nude scenes are quick and blurry.  Stay away from Lover's Lane.
 

Tagline: There is no such thing as safe sex. 
 
 

Quality: 2.0  Visuals: 3.0  Intensity: 3.5  Gore: 2.5
OVERALL RATING: 2.8

reviewed 1999