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NIGHT OF THE SCARECROW
(1995)
Starring Stephen Root
Quick Rating: **
A very formulaic horror movie. The makers of this film must have had
their trusty checklist when creating this average fright flick. A serial
killer. check. He can't be killed easily. check.
Drunk kids. check. Adulterous kids. check. People
get killed in bizarre ways. check. There's some mystical way
to destroy seemingly indestructible killer. check. Toss in a
couple boobs and some horrible one-liners. check. Well,
I guess on paper, this film can't lose!
After some drunk teens break a stone tablet in the middle of a corn field,
some mysterioius rays shoot out of the hole and bring a scarecrow to life.
The scarecrow then goes on a killing spree of all the major personalities
of the town.
The "heroes" of our film are the mayor's daughter (who has returned home
after ... what? I don't know why she left, but she's back. Isn't that
all that matters?) and her new love interest, Dylan (boy, that was a popular
name for characters in the 90's). The girl brings Dylan to meet her
family, and we are introduced to the Mayor, the Sheriff (Stephen Root, who
you may remember as Jimmy James from Newsradio or Milton "the stapler guy"
from Office Space), the town priest, and the town farmer. What an enterprising
family!
So, the scarecrow, who looks like one of the lamest villains ever, uses his
unmentioned powers slaying everyone with hay and straw and sickles.
He's lame looking because he has a sack over his head, and one button for
an eye. "Oooh, what a hideous button! He's looking at me with
that terrifying button! Make him stop! I'll never sew again!
I promise!" There are some interesting effects, but nothing groundbreaking,
or even all that interesting. I'd say it's only for fans of the
cheap slasher movies.
Quality: 3.0 Visuals:
5.0 Intensity: 4.0 Gore: 4.5
OVERALL RATING: 4.1
reviewed
2004
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