Aloha High is in danger of being merged with their hated rivals, Lincoln High, because a rich tycoon wants to build a shopping center there.  The basketball cheerleaders try to increase morale at the school (apparently by having sex with everyone), and end up getting fired (yes, fired).  The cheerleaders aren't pleased and when they discover some foul play behind the school's sudden explosion, they plan on getting revenge!

That last paragraph shows that I spent much more time analyzing the plot than the creators of this cheesy T&A movie.  But story is not what will attract people to this flick.  The real draws are a) the almost always nude cheerleaders, and b) a young David Hasselhoff.   Yes, the only old guy on Baywatch is a young basketball star here, aptly named "Boner".  One scene, in which he illustrates that white men can't dance, was worth the price of this tape alone.  And for you ladies out there, there is one scene where Michael Knight wears his birthday suit.

Like any campy high school sex comedy, there's the overweight nurse/gym teacher/cook, the wacky teacher and the mean principal.  However, this movie has a lot more than just tits and basketballs.  There's a car chase, a food fight, a kidnapping, a bombing, a dinosaur, a golf course with a quicksand trap, and an underground mall/bad guy headquarters.  It truly has it all!
 

Quality: 2.5  Visuals: 3.0  Intensity: 3.5  Laughability: 8.5  T&A: 9.0 
OVERALL RATING: 5.3