Only a big name like Corey Feldman could get a movie of this caliber made in
Hollywood.  A pointless teen comedy with all the cliches known to bad
movies.  We have the buddies - one suave (or so he thinks), horny, and
outgoing, and the straight guy who isn't as lucky with the ladies.  We have
the drug deal gone bad with a shootout and car chase, ending up with a thug
on the run.  We have the guy chasing an unreachable girl, and when he does
actually reach her, he realizes that she wasn't really worth reaching for.
And we have the girl next door, who no one considers sexy because she wears
glasses (even though she's a Playboy Playmate).  Oh, and we also have the
wise-cracking black man who can't seem to catch a break.  And the cops - two
partners (one black and one white) who fumble around chasing the thug and
serving as comic relief.

One other ingredient necessary in a Corey Feldman movie - hot chicks.  There
is a beauty pageant and plenty of girls in bikinis for good ol' Corey to
drool over.  And, yes, you horndogs, occassionally there's some nudity - not
enough to outweigh the sheer idiocy of the film, but enough to get you
through the movie without losing your lunch.  So, overall, this is pretty
much what I expected - pure shit. You have not seen bad cinemma until you've
seen Corey Feldman in a clown costume having sex.  Why has this man been
overlooked by the Academy??
 

Tagline :  Heaven could never be this HOT!
 

Quality: 2.0  Visuals: 3.0  Intensity: 2.5  Laughability: 2.0 T&A: 3.5 
OVERALL RATING: 2.6