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THE
REGINA PIERCE AFFAIR
(2001)
Starring:
Brian from Survivor V (as Chris Hayden)

A typical Skinemax flick
- shoddy quality with bad acting and toons of
simulated sex scenes.
Oh, and lousy repetitive music. The thing that makes
this movie even worth
mentioning is that it stars the winner of
Survivor:Thailand, Brian
Heidik, who went by the name Chris Hayden for this
film. He's a police
detective tracking down an art thief. And the main
suspect? Why,
Regina Pierce, of course. And Regina is played by CC
Costigan, who is Brian's
real-life wife. Survivor fans might remember her,
as she was featured
on an episode when loved ones could help the castaways
with a challenge.
Anyway, as far as this
film goes, besides the curiousity factor, it doesn't
have much to offer.
Large quanities of T&A, but most of the scenes are
boring and most of the
T's are lopsided, botched by some cheap plastic
surgeon, no doubt.
They do attempt a plot, and the actors try to be
serious - it just doesn't
work.
Quality: 3.0 Visuals:
2.5 Intensity: 2.0 Laughability: 1.0 T&A: 6.0
OVERALL RATING: 2.9
reviewed
2003
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