Smorgasbord of Crappola 
MOVIES
 

THE REGINA PIERCE AFFAIR
(2001)
Starring: Brian from Survivor V (as Chris Hayden)

 

A typical Skinemax flick - shoddy quality with bad acting and toons of
simulated sex scenes.  Oh, and lousy repetitive music.  The thing that makes
this movie even worth mentioning is that it stars the winner of
Survivor:Thailand, Brian Heidik, who went by the name Chris Hayden for this
film.  He's a police detective tracking down an art thief.  And the main
suspect?  Why, Regina Pierce, of course.  And Regina is played by CC
Costigan, who is Brian's real-life wife.  Survivor fans might remember her,
as she was featured on an episode when loved ones could help the castaways
with a challenge.

Anyway, as far as this film goes, besides the curiousity factor, it doesn't
have much to offer.  Large quanities of T&A, but most of the scenes are
boring and most of the T's are lopsided, botched by some cheap plastic
surgeon, no doubt.  They do attempt a plot, and the actors try to be
serious - it just doesn't work.
 
 

Quality: 3.0  Visuals: 2.5  Intensity: 2.0  Laughability: 1.0  T&A: 6.0 
OVERALL RATING: 2.9

reviewed 2003