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SLAVE
OF THE CANNIBAL GOD
a.k.a.
Mountain of the Cannibal God
(1978)
Starring
Ursula Andress &
Stacy Keach

Now I know that there
was a whole sub-genre of Italian cannibal films made
in the late 70s &
early 80s, and they all included gore, rape, murder, and
savages, and most dispicable
of all - animal killings, but this is the first
of those I have seen,
and I was appalled. Not in a good way either. There
are animals tortured
and killed for no apparent reason in this film. And
it's not fake.
They are real. I could not believe it while watching this.
It would be one thing
if they had caught footage of animals in their natural
environment and filmed
it - like a lion catching a zebra, for example. But
here, the people are
killing, and it's purely for shock value. The worst
scene involves a monkey
being eaten by a python. If you watch closely,
there is an obvious
tree branch that unnaturally comes into the scene and
deposits the monkey
within striking distance of the snake. That branch is
obviously covering up
something - probably the arm of a man, forcing this
monkey to die.
And not a quick, painless death, mind you, but a slow,
horrifying death as
the snake suffocates the suffering primate. Of course
the camera stays, focusing
on the pain in the monkey's eyes as the breath is
slowly squeezed out
of him. There are other scenes, too, with birds,
spiders, lizards and
snakes. I won't get into any more detail. But that
alone makes me biased
against this movie (and probably all others in the
sub-genre).
Ok, sorry about all that.
I know this is a movie review and not a PETA
convention, but I felt
the need to address that issue and my feelings on it.
On to the movie itself.
A woman (Andress) and
her brother travel to New Guinea to try to find her
lost husband.
They enlist the help of a doctor (Keach) who knows the area
(and her husband), and
they're off to a remote island, supposedly cursed by
the locals. We
learn later that the island is inhabited by cannibals. So,
the trio plus a bunch
of guides head off into the wilderness, where we're
treated to some of the
aforementioned animal brutality. And they travel
further into the wilderness.
And they come to a peaceful village where a
priest is trying to
convert locals. The cannibals are on to them (you see,
the doctor tried, like
the woman's husband, to reach the mountain top of
this island, and he
was captured by the cannibal tribe. He barely escaped
with his life, and now
the cannibals are still after him), and mistakenly
kill one of the villages
young hotties. So, the group travels on, picking
up some random bearded
dude, who Andress had kissed (Hey, wait a second -
wasn't she on this trip
to find her husband?!?). They battle rapids and
climb a waterfall (not
sure why they couldn't climb through the treed area
rather than smooth wet
slippery rocks, but hey, suit yourself!), and finally
reach the top of the
mountain! And that's when the cannibals attack! Will
they survive?
Who really cares?
The movie is slow and
boring. The acting wasn't horrible, but with the
script and plot the
way they were, it really doesn't matter. I think the
film was an excuse just
to show Andress undress (Yes there are a couple
scenes where you'll
see this Bond girl's goods). That's about the only
reason to watch this
sleaze.
Quality: 2.0 Visuals:
4.0 Intensity: 3.0 Gore: 4.0
OVERALL RATING: 3.3
reviewed
2003
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