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SPECIES III
(2004)
Starring Natasha Henstridge (in a cameo)



Quick Rating:  **


 
 
 
Eve is dead, or is she?  Anyway, her body is being transported somewhere.  We learn this through some long voiceover thoughts by the driver/scientist/doctor/professor dude who disobeys orders and gets himself into some trouble.  You see, some fat kid who's a half-breed kills Eve, but not before she gives birth.  Then this doctor guy steals the baby and escapes.
 
So, the doctor guy, who names the girl after a snack treat, is also a professor, and in his class is some super smart kid, who plays with fusion power.  The doctor guy recruits the kid, Dean, into his incidious plan to create a perfect alien species.  Meanwhile, the girl grows up, walks around naked, visits a frat party in search of a mate.. you know, the usual Species stuff.  And there's halfbreeds after the duo, and the girl doesn't want her species to die, and Dean's roommate writes to some chick on the internet, and some government guy who's not really a government guy tries to destroy them all.  I don't know... it wasn't interesting enough for me to pay that close attention.
 
This movie is second rate.  The camera quality is shoddy, the acting questionable, including the leads.  There was a decent amount of gore, but nothing original or well-done.  There's some gratuitous nudity, but with two hot alien chicks, you would expect a lesbo scene, wouldn't you?  Where was the hot alien girl on girl scene?!  So, uhh.. anyway,...  nothing great here.  I wouldn't bother renting it, unless you're a big fan of the Species franchise.
 
 



 
 

Quality: 3.5  Visuals: 3.5  Intensity: 4.0  Gore: 3.5
OVERALL RATING: 3.6
 

reviewed 2005