"Listen up, I have something to say! I'm getting a sick and tired of all you little pencil necked geeks out there trying to steal my thunder!! You think you can just come along and say that you're the greatest wrestling to ever walk the aisle? You think just cause you say you're the Nightshadow, that makes you the best wrestler to ever walk through the ring ropes? Well, let me tell ya baby! To be the man, you have to BE the man...and none of you are the man! I have more testicular fortitude in one of my pubs then you'll ever muster in your whole pathetic life time!! I have been, will be and am the one and only Nightshadow. Can you dig that sucka's? Let me reiterate for you and I am only going got say this one more time. SO LISTEN UP......I AM THE NIGHTSHADOW!!!!!!! How was that?"--HALLOWEEN JACK

"AHHHHHGGGGGGHHHH!!! I yield in the face ( or mask ) of your imposingly superior Nightshadowness!" 

"Greetings. All right, cut it out guys....I AM the Nightshadow! Sheesh! Rest in Peace"-- Prof. Nightshadow

Let's see, the picture is indeed compelling evidence of your Nightshadowness,  AND, if I may point out exhibit #2 in your case: the name of your program is The MidNIGHT SHADOW SHow...

"alright ya' bastards!, you guys are not ugly or even close to 300 pounds, ya dirty bastiches. how you going to impersonate the real thing if yah dont got no feeling. now let's try again, but with raw personality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nightshadow, i think?"

"I am the Nightshadowgoblin!!

Whoops! That didn't quite come out right, did it?"

"Ok, ok. Maybe I was approaching this this the wrong way. Will anyone here who is NOT The Nightshadow please go to the pottery class down the hall. Now, the first step toward recovery is admitting we have a problem. My name is Ghastlee.... and I AM THE NIGHTSHADOW !!!!!"

"Am I the only one who ISN'T the Nightshadow?"--Jeff

"Jeff...I am not a nightshadow either *sniff*. Well fine... let the nightshadows form their own little clique...sit at their own cool table in the lunchroom. I don't need them.. no I don't I..*sobs uncontrollably* *shakes head* I was having a High School flashback..."--Crystal

"I'm not The Nightshadow- I'm Halloween Jack!"-- Robin

"OK...but if you get to be Halloween Jack, I get to be the Magnificent Madam Mortem."-- Bobbie

"Whoa!!!!!! There is but one Madame Mortem, ok, so maybe two, but thats all! I had a dream that I was the Nightshadow...then I woke up in bed with Mr. Meenie..."-- Madame Mortem

"This is kinda like that Twilight Zone where Gig Young wakes up but his wife doesn't know him so he goes to work but there's someone else at his desk and he's arrested, then sent to the padded hospital where the shrink proves that he doesn't exist because he's not in the phone book so he escapes, then remembers he had his photo taken with his wife at the zoo so he goes to the photographer but only he is in the photo and they come get him again and lock him up. So, current Nightshadow...do you have any proof??"--Bobbie