"POST-Frightvision POSTING of POST-Traumatic related POSTurings by Emily POST(& the POST-Pubescent POST-Hole Diggers)"

Dear HHU FANG-MILY, 

I hadn't planned to attend FRIGHTVISION, but, Rick Ammon, plus, his brother, Jeff, and friends, Naveen and Craig, invited me along at the last minute for a one-day visit last Saturday. They are a determined nucleus of local talents who are intent upon incarnating as 'The NEW(est) KIDS On The HORROR HOSTING (Chopping) BLOCK' in their guises of DR. HORRIFIC, and, COMMANDANT GORE & CO., here on Dayton's Public Access... 

As we'd shared several recent convivial encounters, in which I found them to be charmingly intelligent, I took their kindly offer, and, came along..

Excited like a school kid on the last day of summer, I couldn't fall asleep until 3 or 4 AM, so, when they knocked upon the GHASTLEE MANOR Door, at 5 AM, it took me a moment to muster my reserves to get up and go. 

After an enjoyably lengthy conversation (we touched upon multiple topics during our 3 hour drive to Cleveland) we pulled into the parking lot where the Frightvision Convention was being held.

Although I wasn't wearing my usual ghoulish make-up (EEEYAGHH! Really scary and disgusting!) I was still affably recognized, and, offered a Heart-felt Welcome by SON OF GHOUL, DR. MOR B.S., his lovely wife, JANE, and, was introduced to their beautiful Daughter, whose name presently escapes me.With Rick lensing, I interviewed the Good Doctor, and, our quick (half-)wit, and, rapier-sharp repartee provided a LOT MOR B.S. to His already Lustrous HORROR HOSTING Infamy. 

DR. FREAK, The WORLD'S YOUNGEST HORROR HOST (next to me, that is) was also there, hocking his wares and wearing his hockers (you think it's candy, but, it'snot. If he offers you GREEN PEZ at future conventions, kindly decline; but, only if you're not into that kind of re-cycling.) It was great to see him.

When I spied a table sumptuously laden with BONE JANGLER AND NOCTURNA Tee-Shirts and Videotapes, I knew, intuitively, that this notorious pair from Chi'town must be secretly prowling about the premises... an intuition borne out in fact, by the confession of the young man seated at the next table... one, Bob 'BOOGITYSHU' Ferguson, Arts and Crafty Maniac Supremo! 

The Inimitable BOOGITYSHU performed some nifty magic; I watched, awestruck, as he turned many of his fine, hand-crafted wares into folding green of several denominations, to the delight of his customers. I also tasted (finally) a draught of his highly touted and DEEEE-LECTABLE FERGUSHIRE VINTAGE SHIRAZ! 

Words fail to describe this gustatory experience accurately. I toasted this 'Liquid Bliss' with Boogity and, the now-present Nocturna and Bone Jangler, with whom I carried on some copious conversation in good fellowship.

In fact, all the HORROR HOSTS Present shared such cozy proximity that I spent most of the day 'hangin' out' with this motley mix o' our Fabled FANG-MILY. Next Time, Yes, I shall attend the classes, the work-shops, etc. 

This time, however, I filled the essential post of 'Watcher' for several of Our HOSTING Brethren, whilst they were absent from their sales tables during their break-times. DR. MOR B.S. even purchased (at a very great $aving$) a BARON Von WOLFSTEIN Original. 

The Theme of this Masterpiece, you ask? 

What else, but, that of a WEREWOLF howling at The Full Moon. Enclosed is an image of it, which GHASTLEE took a few months ago.

He's done me the further Honour of pledging to show this new acquisition on His Fine Programme. 

Rick and Compatriots also interviewed several other Convention notables, including CAROLINE MUNRO. That accomplished, our Dayton Delegation piled into NAVEEN'S Van once more, and, set the course for Home, arriving there near midnight. 

Now, the CONVENTION BUG Is In My Blood (I hope it doesn't take up too much space in ye olde bloodstream, and, that, instead of munchin' upon my red corpuscles, it just decides to dormantly 'chill'; 'vegging out' in front of the... dare I say it?!... PLASMA TV.) 

Well, CHAPPIES And MONSTER-LOVERS, until next time, "Have a Good Night, and, a Pleasant Sleep." 

BARON TIMOTHEUS Von WOLFSTEIN