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The
Mortician
"The
Mortician's House of Fear"
"They are welcomed to
eternity during this last encounter...with The Mortician."
The Mortician is much like any other horror host fan,
he enjoys the movies as well as the inputs from those that show
them. The Mortician normally partakes of the shows while working on
the mangled and brutalized bodies of the victims from the very
movies the hosts are showing.
From his secluded location in east central Ohio the Mortician,
far from prying eyes, has his way with the vast array of human
carnage from the violence most watch on many a dark scary night. The
nameless remains from the death swirls of mayhem these movies
provide have no family, no friends and are the leftovers no one
thinks of. The Mortician thinks of them plenty while preparing them
for the dark cold earth. They find peace on The Morticians blood
caked slab. They are welcomed to eternity during this last
encounter...with The Mortician.
Notes:
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Debut:
June 13, 2003 (Friday the 13th) |
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Inspirations have been
from all the northeast Ohio hosts (Hoolihan and Big Chuck [&
Lil' John], Superhost, The Ghoul, Son Of Ghoul, too young to have
seen Ghoulardi) as well as some of those that have started much
more recently. |
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The Mortician, house of
fear airs up to 4 times per week on the BAT (Brunswick Area
Television) in Brunswick, OH. The standard time slot is 2200ET on
Saturday nights with up to 3 other showings varying from week to
week. |
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The Mortician is a
supporting character in the world of these horrorists. He disposes
of all the not so nice leftovers of the movies shown by various
hosts across the nation. It's grizzly work but someone has to do
it so why not someone that enjoys it greatly. |
Markets:
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Brunswick,
OH (BAT) |
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Houston, TX |
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Salina,
KS (Community Access TV)
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Toppenish,
WA (MVTV) |
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Newton, MA (NewTV) |
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Saint Paul,
MN (SPNN) |
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Check
official website for market updates |
More!
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the-mortician.tripod.com - official website |
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