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DITA
DIRT NAP
"Horror/Cult Review Drive In"/
"Phat
Horror Host/Actress"
"I know there's no such thing as
a fat-skeleton...so I consider myself a walking, talking undead
oxy-moron!"
Here lies poor old Dita Dirt Nap. Reviewing Fright Flicks was once her rap.
A skeletal Hostess of Horror she was then, She worked for Count Gore in
'DITA's DEN'. Her tongue in cheek humor was a snap. Only in self esteem she did lack.
Her fear of success only held her back. It drove her back to an early grave,
So in her mausoleum she did stay. Where over eating and depression became
her lot. Until summoned back by her Producer to try and reclaim her spot.
He signed her up for New Un-dead,Un-real Reality Show, It's called 'PHAT HORROR
HOST/ACTRESS.' So now you know. Once again to Count Gore she will go,
Up to her old tricks , She's- Back and Supersized on November Six! Chainsaw Kisses & Big Mac Breath,
Once again she's cheated death!
Notes:
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Debuted January 1999;
Re-launched: Halloween 2004 |
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Original show ran for
year and was one of the original host shows on the Horror Host
Underground Network. |
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2004: Hostess of two
shows -
Host Horror, Cult
& B-Movies for the reVAMPed Horror/Cult Review Show"Horror/Cult Review
Drive In" and the Undead,Un-real Reality SERIES,
"Phat Horror Host/Actress" |
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Dita has a long
history of hosting special live events; comedy shows; movies;
festivals in and around Hollywood. Recent events include
"Shock-o-rama-a-go-go" - "and much much more Supersized Shennanigans!!!!" |
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Once
and future video reviewer for Count Gore.com |
Markets:
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West Hollywood,
California (ADELPHIA CABLE on W.H.P.A. Channel 36) |
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