As you know, love is Don
and love is in San Juan
as Donnie's brain
goes up in flames
He stops to smoke a bong

Poor Richard is a criminal
his message is subliminal
he's branded kook
by some who look
like hackers on the terminal

I know this boy, name's Charlie
not Girl, Bucket or Barley
he masturbates
he stays out late
but never rides a Harley

I am a Fisher fan
I know the secret man
he likes F-stats
he feeds thee cat
and likes his head in sand

He says his name is Nader
I caught him, he's a BATUR
his pants were down
his ankles 'round
-said Ralph "Fuck you, you traitor!&quuot;

my Ax is bold as love
your VAG warm like a glove
so AX was cold
your time was sold
Ax filled the glove with love

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