| Team Rocket +Pokemon Humor! Also THINGS PEOPLE ON POKEMON WOULD NEVER SAY! |
| Don't blame me if you laugh 'till you drop! Hahahaha! (Evil Cackle) ^_^ |
| Jesse: I think I'll trim my hair |
| Giovanni: I love butterflies, I love rainbows, I LOVE THE WORLD! *sings*I love you, you love me..... Persian: Oh no! Here we go again! James: Eeeew..... Donuts! Brock: (a girl who has *normal* hair and hair color with an *actual* pretty face walks by) SHE'S HIDEOUS! Ash: He hee. Hee heeee! Ha ha ha. HAHAHAHA! Misty: Oh no! He's finally cracked! Ash: (points pokedex at himself) What's that? Pokedex: Ash. An incosederate, stupid, dumb, jerky, cocky, twirpy twit. Ash: Woah! Gotta catch that one! Pikachu: (Sigh) Butch: Look at all this fanmail complimenting my voice. (Sorry to offend you Butch!) Cassidy: Jesse, you are prettier than I am. Gary: Ash, you are better than I am. Ash+ Jesse: What's going on here? News Reporter: Ash, why don't you let someone else be the star? Ash: Hey, let's let Brock be all stupid and say pointless dumb things and I'LL wear the frilly pink apron! Ash: (shines a flashlight at Giovanni) Got ya! Giovanni: Nooooooo! I'm meeeeelting....... Tracy: I've got a little pink headband here and I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! Meowth: Why don't we just blast Ash's head off and grab 'dat Pikachu? James: Well, we gotta keep the show G! James: I- Jesse I- Jesse: What? James: I- well I- Jesse (waiting for love you) Well.... James: I think I ate too many donughts! Jesse: Ugh! Giovanni: Orange suits are sooooooo 1970's! Giovanni: (on phone)Yes, yes. Excellent work. I'm giving you a raise. Butch+Cassidy: Who are you talking to? Giovanni: Jesse and James. Brock: You know, Togepi and I have the same haircut! James: To unite all OUCH- stupid thorns! Pikachu: Kiss my furry yellow butt Ashy boy! Ash: You know Misty, really I'm not all that powerfull. I'm just a tiny speck on a planet in another galaxy! And there are more galaxies going on for lightyears! Mistu: Gee, Ash. What happened. You're so- smart. Ash: I got my I.Q switched with Ali. Ali: Whay is the ground so hard? (falls) Ouch! This hurts! (falls again) Ow! Hey- does anyone want some of my pokemon? Ash: Pikachu, go with Team Rocket, they're better trainers than I am! Ash: What's that? Pokedex: That Pikachu, the electic mouse pokemon. You own it. Ash: Gotta catch that one! *Runs after it with pokeball* Misty: *sigh* Oh no. Ash is trying to catch his Pikachu again. Wanna get a burger? Brock: Yeah! |
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