| Let's Change That.... |
| Ali almost screamed in delight. Sitting in front of her and her friend Sophia were hundreds of scripts and files. "Oh my god." Sophia said solwly. Ali ran up to a file. "Lookie! Look Sophia!" She yelled. Sophia ran up to it. Clearly the file drawer had the words printed "Holy Matrimony." Ali carefully lifted out as if it were a treasure. But then again- it was a treasure to her. Sophia carfully opened the file... and there was the script. "It's more beautiful than I imagined." Sophia sighed. Ali quickly flipped to the last page. "Nope. I liked the ending-" Ali started. "Liked? LOVED!? You watched the end 23 consecutive times Ali! Your middle name is I- love- the- end- of- Holy- Matrimony- too- much -because - I'm -so - shippy - It's - dangerous!" Sophia interrupted. "Fine. I loved the ending of Holy Matrimony. Especially the way they look at eachother and their hands make a heart..." She said dreamily. "BUT- it wasn't shippy enough... for me." "Nothing is shippy enough for you." Sophia hissed. "Here we go." Ali said, re-writting the end. Sophia read it aloud. "Oh Jesse, I'd be so miserable withought you. Money is not worth seeing your smiling face once again. Me too James. I would rather live an eternity with you than anything else. *Get 'I love you' looks in eyes* Jesse! I love you! Me too! I've just been too afraid to tell you. *Kiss as sweet music plays*" "How do ya like it?" Ali asked. "You know Ali, you're deeply disturbed.... BUT I LOVE IT!" Sophia exclaimed, putting the file back in the drawer. They high fived. "Look! There's next weeks episode!" Sophia said, pointing to a file. Ali read through it. "It STINKS!" She yelled in discust, then threw it in the trash. "C'mon Sophia. We're writting next weeks episode..." NEXT WEEK "Ali! Pokemon is on!" Sophia yelled and they watched their creation. Narrator: Hi! I'm the stupid, over reacting narrator. I should go jump off a cliff. Aaaaaaaagh! *splat* Ash: Today I'm going to win a gym badge! *Togepi jumps up, and starts strangling him.* Togepi: I'll show you "too young to learn attacks!" Mwahahaha! Die stubborn retarted monkey! Die! MWAHAHAHA! *Ash dies! Pikachu has a heart failure and is rushed to the hospital.* Ali and Sophia: Hahaah! This is perfect! Misty: Ash was a loser anyway. Hey Brock- now that you're the star... wanna go out with me. I could use a boyfriend who isn't stupid- *glances over*-or dead. Brock: SURE! But the rest of this episode is about Team Rocket! BYE! James: Jesse! I love you! Jesse: James I love you too! *Long, passionate kiss* Jesse: Let's get married right now! James: OK! Just after I finish kissing you and making all the shippers happy because they've waited so long. *More kissing* Meowth: Oh boy... Young Ash lovers: Hey! This is just like the end of Holy Matrimony. Mommy! Ash is dead and was killed by a deranged Togepi- and now Jesse and James are kissing. MOMMY! Ali: That was great! Sophia: A total success! Ali and Sophia: Go us! It's our bitrthday! Do the victory dance! *Celebrate all day* Note: Wouldn't Pokemon be perfect if it were like that!? |