This was an experiment, kind of like a superficialist experiment performed by the prominent troll OSM, to see how women might react to the most extreme immoralistic, badass profile that they've ever seen on the famous Match.com dating website. The results are quite dynamic and range from extreme cocklust to frightened curiousity (typical of most heterosexual women in reaction to powerful males) to outright condemnation! Props to Québecois actor/mime Roy Dupuis of La Femme Nikita fame for posing for the glamour shots.


SEE WHAT ALL THE LADIES ARE RAVING ABOUT!!!


I am a: 28 yr old man
located in: New York, New York, United States
looking for: 18 to 45-year old woman
within 3500 miles of New York, New York, United States
relationships: Never been in a committed relationship
my ethnicity: White / Caucasian
body type: Athletic and toned
height: 6' 5" (195.6 cms)
sense of humor: Clever: Nothing's better than a quick-witted comeback, Dry / Sarcastic: I'm not bitter because I'm single. Quite the opposite, Obscure: I'm usually the only one laughing
sign: Scorpio

About me and who I'd like to date
I am an immoralist capitalist with a strong inclination to rise above my peers. I do not claim to be a hedonist because I do assess risk, weigh options, and finally perform actions of my own personal preference that I see fit. Hypothetically if I were vacationing in Thailand and were offered the chance to perform cannibalism, I would consume human flesh if I knew for sure that I would not be caught. Stories of murder, genocide, rape, kidnapping, oppression, and suffering do not bother me whatsoever unless I have a personal preference to those subject to these things; I find no good reason to differentiate between the intrinsic substance of living or once-living matter. I find performers of hit-and-run automobile accidents admirable when they're able to successfully thwart the authorities. I am disgusted mostly with those so stupid as to be caught for violating the law. Morals and ethics are to be adhered to only if there is some sort of incentive toward personal gain involved. The ego is paramount. I seek a companion which can relate to this code of living and has a baseline respect for the self which can do justice to her narcissism. Compassion is a trait that I only admire when applied to the inner-sphere of our interpersonal relationship. My companion must be athletic; I find overweight and obese people sickening. Everything about fat people is disgusting, from their smell to their personalities. My companion must be able to enjoy rich ethnic cuisine and be capable imbibing large quantities of alcoholic beverages. Illegal substances are not off limits, but those with an addict mentality will be swiftly thrown to the curb. Anorexia and other eating disorders are a sign of a weak will; those with such disorders deserve to be spat upon and humiliated. Finally, it is unacceptable to me that a companion will continually harp upon the same topic. My companion must be able to sit back and enjoy the perceived absurdity of the world.

Appearance
height: 6' 5" (195.6 cms)
eyes: Blue
hair: Dark brown
body type: Athletic and toned
body art: Wouldn't even think about it
best feature: Chest

Interests
for fun: I have a variety of hobbies. These include earning money, engaging in carnal pleasures, becoming amused by the misfortune of others, consuming illicit subtances, and staring at my own nude body in the mirror and flexing.

favorite hot spots: I spend a lot of time in the capitalist bastions of Singapore and Hong Kong for business, but I do also partake in the irresponsible Icelandic bar scene from time to time. Amsterdam is also a favourite desination of mine.

favorite things: I enjoy the huge amount of wealth that I have generated, my collection of knives and small armaments. I have been inspired by Nietzsche, Camus, and Sartre. My favourite book is The Prince by Machiavelli. TV Shows: The Apprentice and Fear Factor.

last read: The last book I read was 120 Days of Sodom by the Marquis de Sade. The man had interesting and useful ideas. I recently finished The Will To Power which has good ideas such as the validity of slavery and notions of strong egoism.

sense of humor: Clever: Nothing's better than a quick-witted comeback, Dry / Sarcastic: I'm not bitter because I'm single. Quite the opposite, Obscure: I'm usually the only one laughing

sports and exercise: Cycling, Golf, Martial arts, Tennis / Racquet sports, Running, Swimming, Weights / Machines, Billiards / Pool, Skiing

common interests: Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Playing cards, Wine tasting

Lifestyle
exercise habits: Exercise regularly
daily diet: Meat and potatoes, Keep it healthy
smoke: Cigar aficionado
drink: No Answer
job: Executive / Management
Being a junior executive is my dream job because I, well, perform executive duties. This work is natural to me because I am a born leader; a master among inferiors capable of tight organisation. I would only consider politics as an alternative.

income: $50,001 to $75,000
my place: Live alone
have kids: None
want kids: Not sure
pets:
I have: No Answer
I don't have, but like: Fish, Reptiles, Exotic pets, Gerbils / Guinea Pigs / Etc.
I don't like: No Answer

Background/Values
ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Born in New York City. Half of my family descends from the original Dutch founders of New Amsterdam. The other half fled and escaped with their wealth and lives from Tsarist Russia during the 1915-1917 Communist revolution.

faith: Agnostic
As an immoralist and egoist, actions in this world do not concern me save those which potentially affect growth of my wealth and close personal relationships. I do not believe in any absolute "goodness" and don't waste my time seeking an afterlife.

education: Bachelors degree, Graduate degree
Accelerated MBA from Syracuse University, 1998.

languages: English, Spanish, French, Russian, Italian, Portuguese
politics: Some other viewpoint






AND HERE'S WHAT THE LADIES HAVE TO SAY ABOUT OUR PROUD STATUESQUE SPECIMEN!!!!



From: theobserver (theobserver@talkmatch.com)
To: LaCausaZero (LaCausaZero@talkmatch.com)
Date received: March 11, 2005
Subject:

i'm trying to decide whether i am intrigued, frightened or repulsed by your profile. i'm not sure what this says about me but i often think but don't verbalize (unless i'm drunk) some of the things you wrote. tell me more about yourself...humor me.


From: sarabi1178 (sarabi1178@talkmatch.com)
To: LaCausaZero (LaCausaZero@talkmatch.com)
Date received: March 12, 2005
Subject: best profile title ever.....

I had to email you.... if only to at least tell you that you get bonus points for the most interesting profile on here. Not sure if it scares me a bit but I had to send you a message..... intriguing...


From: alektra225 (alektra225@talkmatch.com)
To: LaCausaZero (LaCausaZero@talkmatch.com)
Date received: March 13, 2005
Subject:

you have a very strange profile...have to say it's original.


From: c_turtle1 (c_turtle1@talkmatch.com)
To: LaCausaZero (LaCausaZero@talkmatch.com)
Date received: March 16, 2005
Subject:

please!


From: circe17 (circe17@talkmatch.com)
To: LaCausaZero (LaCausaZero@talkmatch.com)
Date received: March 26, 2005
Subject: sarcasm

your profile is very amusing. I assume that you are being sarcastic. If you are being sarcastic, send me an email. You're a good-looking cannibal, which isn't easy to find.


From: BKBrit (BKBrit@talkmatch.com)
To: LaCausaZero (LaCausaZero@talkmatch.com)
Date received: April 23, 2005
Subject: Brilliant!

As a writer, I admire creative but concise articulation - as a philosopher I'm fascinated by strong opinions - and as a woman I appreciate that you're incredibly easy on the eyes.

So your profile came as a welcome breath of fresh air for me.

Scary, but welcome.

O.


From: svenandole (svenandole@talkmatch.com)
To: LaCausaZero (LaCausaZero@talkmatch.com)
Date received: May 12, 2005
Subject: self-improvement is overrated

I heard that Ayn Rand also flexes at herself nude in the mirror...I was surprised to see that you left that bit of information off your profile. Lisa


There are also a whole host of different "Wink" requests that were sent to the account, which imply a desire to go down on huge immoralist cock after or during a first date. I have only included text responses.