A Night At The Nyabinghi

Hey all,

My friend Tristen moved out to Youngstown a couple years ago and I've been coming down to there from Erie PA about every month to rock the house at metal clubs and what not. Anyhow, we saw Urbane down in Boardman back on Mar. 5 and they kicked ass and we all got drunk after the show. Fun was had by all. So then on Saturday night we were supposed to go do karaoke at this place called Nyabinghi, but they forgot karaoke was on Wednesday only. I expected it to be a Neo-Japanese bar, being that the name of the place sounds like it and they do karaoke. This place was a nasty sty. The walls are painted black but are chipping. The floor was disgusting, it looked like it hadn't been swept in weeks. You could even see dust bunnies on the ceiling fans. After a couple PBRs I had to take a piss in the basement bathroom. The sink was overflowing, most of the toilet seats were off the hinge or had piss all over them. The toilet paper was all soked in stale urine (what if I had to whipe?), plus there were boogers, snot, and feces smeared all over the walls and the mirror. I didn't bother to wash my hands because there was shit smeared on the soap dispenser! The urnials were full of turds and vomit. Ugh Gross!

So I was about to leave the crapper and this dude with a nametag that said "Greg" bumped into me as he bust in. He started to pick a fight because I wouldn't apologize to him. I tried to knuckle bitchslap him but I missed and the top knuckles of my pinky and ring finger scraped on the filthy wall! He didn't try to fight me because I was clutching my wrist and what not. Anyhow, left on Sunday morning and I had to go to the hospital that night because my fingers were infected! They both had gangrene and the hospital had to amputate the top half of those two fingers because that bathroom's walls were so filhty! So anyhow fuck you Nyabinghi. I would still have a full set of fingers if it weren't for your disgusting bathrooms.

P.S. Some dude in a leather jacket and the sound guy with the beard were making out in plain sight. I'm not a homophobe or anything, but it's pretty uncomfortable when dudes in tight pants are playing grabass when you're trying to enjoy some PBRs with your buds.

Peace, Larry