A few links for your perusal.....

The place for designing your own conspiracy theory. Many options; simply select what elements you want in your conspiracy theory and with one click they do they rest.

If you’re looking for more in the way of inspiring quotes, try this one.

http://cyberquotations.com/Squotes.htm

For something a little more on the humorous side, we suggest

http://infoready.com/jokes/steve.html

For an excellent collection of practical jokes, ranging from the mild to the demonic, with easy step-by-step instructions for executing them yourself

http://infoready.com/jokes/pjokes.html

The official cyber home of that grand old British export, Monty Python’s Flying Circus

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/monty.html

And a fine collection of Python sound files

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Sounds.html

Translate your real name into your Wu-Tang Clan name with this handy site

http://recordstore.com/cgi-bin/wuname/wuname.pl

Review some of the world’s worst cinema with the British site, Oh, The Humanity!

http://ohthehumanity.com/

If you’d rather stay on this side of the pond, try the superb Bad Movies site, which includes links to the B-Movie web-ring

http://badmovies.org/

For a daily dose of stupid quotations, try your luck with the folks at Emazing

http://www.emazing.com/stupid.htm

A site dedicated to moist towelettes; need we say more?

http://members.aol.com/MoistTwl/gallery.htm

Possibly the rudest collection of online greeting cards anywhere

http://www.afreegreetingcards.com/postcards/insults5.shtml

Angry Amphibians on the web!

http://3oddballz.com/humor/tidbits/angry_amphibians.htm

An extensive international assortment of ads that didn’t quite make it into print at The Advertising Graveyard.

http://zeldman.com/ad.html

In tribute to the city that has been destroyed more times on film than any other, we present a link to “Stomp Tokyo”!

http://www.stomptokyo.com

A true cyber-treasure, perhaps the only website to sell (slightly) radioactive rocks (if you need a cool gift for a nuclear physicist friend)

http://www.unitednuclear.com/uncrc.html

An absolutely massive collection of quotes, broken up into every tiny little category you could ever want and cross-referenced, to say the least, extensively

http://www.cybernation.com/victory/quotations/authors/quotes_authors_a.html

Relive your childhood with the Muppets! Or refuse to grow up in the first place; that’s fine with us, too.

http://www.muppets.com/

Mystery Science Theater 3000 may be gone (sob), but there are still reruns, and there’s still the official site.

http://www.mst3kinfo.com/

For the sort of people who watch a movie and give a running critique of everything that’s wrong with it, we offer this titillating site. For those of you who have ever been stuck watching a movie with someone who does that, we offer our sympathies.

http://www.movie-mistakes.com/