Burn Baby Burn...not Disqo Inferno...but a new fire in the PWF-TNA has ignited. Who? The fiery third generation superstar within the enraged Latino Heat Eddie Guerrero. Finally given his big break within wrestling, Latino Heat shall embark on his quest to get to the top of the PWF because the Guerrero family always produce that Total Non-Stop Action...and that's what Ric Flair and Paul Heyman are desperate to grasp under their headlining promotion. This coming Shockwave Eddie Guerrero, forced to look after his nephew Chavo, shall begin his conquest into PWF when he fights the former PWF World Champion Triple H. Triple H the man who is proclaimed the "best in the business" the so called "Game". There is no doubt that Triple H is the finest of athletes, but the only question that remains is can Triple H douse the flames which burn the anger of Latino Heat? Shockwaves promises a new start, a new era...the rise of a new talent. The Royal Rumble aftermath looms...will HHH fufil his chance to seek revenge on the man who attacked him on Pay Per View? Or will Triple H burn up in the flames of Latino Heat?
Fade Up
The scene opens up at the local fast food joint of McDonalds. An over the moon expression swamps Chavo's face as Eddie pushes the door forward in annoyance, the anger seething from him. His snakeskin print cowboy boots thud on the freshly washed floor as Chavo's sneakers sqweak further heightening Eddie's anger.
Eddie Guerrero Will you cut that out holmes?! It's getting on my nerves!
Chavo Guerrero Jee...sorry Uncle Eddie I didn't know it bothered you that mu...
Eddie Guerrero Well it does esse! If that's okay with you, Chavo?
Chavo Guerrero But I can't help it, it's my...
Eddie Guerrero WHAT do YOU not UNDERSTAND holmes?!
Chavo Guerrero Nothin'.
Eddie Guerrero That's right Chavo, you don't know nothin'!! I'm the one that's lookin' after you esse...not the other way about. Just you remember tha' holmes.
Chavo Guerrero I'll try...
Eddie Guerrero It annoys me more that I, Eddie Guerrero has got to face that idiot Trip's H on Shockwave. Significo quién es Triple H comparado a mí?!
Chavo Guerrero He's nothin' Uncle Eddie - Nada!
Eddie Guerrero Trips', he's TOO EASY for me holmes...who do they think we are eh' holmes?
Chavo Guerrero They probably think we ain't nothin' but...
Eddie Guerrero Nothin' but what esse? Nothing but...L-OOO-SERS?! Losers?!! NO SOY UN PERDEDOR!!
Chavo Guerrero Don't you mean "we"?
Eddie Guerrero Yea'...Si' holmes...I wasn't forgettin' bout you. I was just about to say that Chavo...honest.
Eddie pulls a highly suspicious cheesy grin at his nephew, clearly feeling guilty at leaving him out of his wild ranting. Chavo forgives his Uncle (and rolemodel) instantly and extends his arms.
Chavo Guerrero Awh...give me a hug Uncle Eddie...
Eddie Guerrero No Chavo.
Chavo Guerrero Awh come on Uncle Eddie.
Eddie Guerrero No...I said NO.
It's too late, Chavo swipes round, squeezing Eddie in his arms as the fiery Latino Heat tries to break free.
Eddie Guerrero Chavo. Chavo get off me this instant! Chavo...WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT WHEN WE'RE IN PUBLIC ESSE?!! cUsted CONSEGUIRÁ DE MÍ?
Chavo Guerrero Sorry...
Eddie Guerrero Who do you think I am holmes? Some kind of Care Bear?! I ain't no Care Bear Chavo...I'm LATINO HEEEEAT! Do you have any IDEA what people will say if they saw you give me a hug in public?! Huh' esse?
Chavo Guerrero I don't care.
Eddie Guerrero Well I do esse! I care a ho' lot...they'd tink' I was a SISSY! And Eddie Guerrero - Latino Heat ain't NO SISSY Holmes! Trips' is the sissy Chavo...and I'll have him cryin' like a big sissy on Shockwave...BOO HOO HOO!
Chavo Guerrero Yeah you should totally kick his ass Un...
Eddie Guerrero Should? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHOULD?!! I WILL KICK HIS ASS CHAVO!! I'll give him a beatin' straight outa' El Paso till he feels the burn esse! Trips' will feel it holmes...he will.
Chavo Guerrero Can I get my happy meal now?
Eddie Guerrero Am my ears DECEIVING me? Chavo what in the hell is wrong with you holmes? Que? Don't YOU know that Happy Meals are for GIRLS!!
Chavo Guerrero Well actually...
Eddie Guerrero Shut your mouth holmes...we are HERE for the breakfasts.
Chavo Guerrero But Uncle Eddie it's already 10:32...
Eddie Guerrero So? And I thought I told you to shut up holmes?!
Chavo Guerrero But...
Eddie Guerrero No BUTS!
Eddie Guerrero slides his arm over, wiping his face as he makes his way to the order point. Instantly a worker dives to the counter ready to take his order.
Worker Next please.
Confidently PWF-TNA's Latino Heat swaggers over.
Worker May I take your order?
Eddie Guerrero Yes you MAY esse. Let's see I'll have tha' FUUUUL Breakfast holmes...
Worker I'm sorry si....
Eddie Guerrero Woah...Woah...Holmes...hold the cavalry esse, I'm not done yet.
Worker But sir...
Eddie Guerrero And...but what? But...But...But! I'm SICK and TIRED of HEEEEARING THAT WORD HOLMES!! You sound just like my nephew esse, always nagging always complaining...well I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT HOLMES!
Worker I'm sorry sir but we no longer serve breakfasts.
Eddie takes a look over his shoulder to see a fat guy biting into his McMuffin.
Eddie Guerrero 'Den what is THAT esse?! Is THAT not a breakfast holmes?
Worker Yes be we stopped serving at 10:30 sir.
Eddie glances at the large clock reading 10:33.
Eddie Guerrero Hey, esse I'm three minutes late what do you say I throw in a few pesetas and you just pretend like you never saw the time. Eh Holmes?
Worker I'm sorry but we stop cooking at 10:30.
Eddie Guerrero Stop Cookin'?!! I don't think you understand man, I came here for THE Breakfast...nothin' else...NOW GIVE IT TO ME HOLMES!
Worker I can't do that.
Eddie Guerrero Oh I get it holmes...you see that Chavo...refusing us because they are supporting that big IDIOT Trips'. Well holmes, you better get us some god damn breakfasts before I kick your ass just like I'm goin' to do to Triple H!
Worker It's got nothing to do with that...
Chavo Guerrero My Uncle Eddie is the best there is pal, just because he's gonna beat Hunter doesn't mean you should refuse him. It isn't his fault he's that good.
Eddie Guerrero Hah...Triple H, esse, the PWF-TNA puttin' me, Latino Heat Eddie Guerrero against that LOSER is an EMBARRASSMENT holmes! I'm BETTER than that Idiota! Golpearé su asno con el pie!
Worker What does that mean?
Eddie Guerrero It means holmes, that I'm goin' to kick Trips' ass all over Shockwaves! World Champion...I don't care esse. I'll beat him anyway...Cause he'll burn up holmes...when he...
FEELS THE HEEEEAAAAT!!
Chavo Guerrero I'll just take a happy meal instead esse.
Eddie Guerrero A HAPPY MEAL?! Those are for GIRLS Chavo! What do you tink' Aunt Cha and Papi Hector would think of you then esse?
Chavo Guerrero I don't know Uncle Eddie.
Eddie Guerrero They'd be disappointed holmes! Just like they'd be even more DISAPPOINTED if we don't put Trips' on the shelf Chavo. It's part of our DUTY to do so esse.
Chavo Guerrero Don't worry Uncle Eddie...after they see you on Shockwave...nobody will ever be disappointed...they'll be more than - proud.
Eddie Guerrero Triple H - The GAME...he can't take the heat...he can't take Latino Heat!
Worker So is that too happy meals?
Eddie Guerrero & Chavo Guerrero NO ESSE!
Eddie Guerrero You want some Latino Heat...holmes?
Worker Eh....
Eddie Guerrero Cause' the way you are going esse...your just asking to get your ass kicked!! Just like Trips' - I know you can't handle the heat.
Chavo Guerrero What my Uncle Eddie is saying is that...
TRIPLE H CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT!
Eddie Guerrero That's right el vato...and as for you holmes...you and Triple H...you're nothin' compared to Eddie Guerrero!
Eddie followed by Chavo storm off and out of the fast food joint before hopping into their low rider and driving off.
