Role-play Scene:
The woods

| Booker T is on a roll and I don't think anyone can stop him. He has won a triple threat match and also beaten The Undertaker. He will go up against someone else however who is on there own hot streak. Booker T will go one on one with Edge for Edge's Television championship and it's going to be a great match. It will be 2 out of 3 falls match with a 30 minute time limit. Booker hasn't gone up against anyone as good as Edge yet and it's going to be a tough match for him. Tune in to find out what's going to happen. It's going to be a great match that you dont want to miss.|

"Television Champion...Yeah Sucka!"

| The scene opens up as we're at some remote location as it seems. It looks like we're at some kind of forest. It's a wet cold day as there is dew on the ground and water dripping down from the trees. We can see three figures walking in the woods. They keep getting closer and closer and they finally get close enough so that we can see who they are. It's none other then Booker T, Goldust and The Cat? We see Booker huddled over as it looks like he has run out of breathe. |

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Bobby, this isn't the zoo!

[::|-'The Brain' Bobby Heenan -|::] I know boss.

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Why are we here? You said that you were going to take me to the zoo to get my mind of the match and make me relax. Why are we here at a recording studio?

[::|-'The Brain' Bobby Heenan -|::] Well I was thinking, since you're going to put The Rock and Matt Hardy in the hospital I figured we could record something that they could listen to while they were in the hospital. You know kind of as a present for them.

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Bobby this is probably the dumbest idea you have ever come up with. Besides I don't have any songs to sing.

[::|-'The Brain' Bobby Heenan -|::] Oh not to worry they already have songs for you to sing, it's kind of like karioke but without the words. Don't worry it will be alot of fun. Plus I'll do it to. C'mon!

| Bobby Heenan grabs Mr. Perfect and drags him in the studio. Inside we can see someone waiting there for them. It's a person who looks like a complete dork. He stands up as they walk in. |

[::|-'CD Recorder' Mike Lopez -|::] Welcome to the 'Bow Down And Kiss My Ass' recording studio. Now which one of you is named, Mr. Perfect or something like that?

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] That would be me.

[::|-'CD Recorder' Mike Lopez -|::] OK that's like cool and stuff. OK so what we're going to have you do is uhh..wait what was I saying?

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] You were telling me what I'm supposed to do.

[::|-'CD Recorder' Mike Lopez -|::] Oh yeah, Haha I forgot. OK so what we're going to have you do is go into the recording booth with your little friend there and we're going to start recording the CD. The songs are all there for you, we already picked them out. They're going to be rap songs.

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Wait hold on, I don't like rap music. I will not sing rap music.

[::|-'The Brain' Bobby Heenan -|::] Boss don't worry it will be fun.

| They step inside the booth and look at the first song. The first song is 'Without Me' by Eminem. Mr. Perfect looks at Bobby. |

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Bobby who is this Eminems fellow?

[::|-'The Brain' Bobby Heenan -|::] Oh it's Eminem sir and he is really hip with the teenagers now-a-days. He's bumpin'

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Bobby did you just say bumpin'?

[::|-'The Brain' Bobby Heenan -|::] Yeah I guess I did, I'm becoming hip with it yo!

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Bobby shut up!

[::|-'CD Recorder' Mike Lopez -|::] Are you guys ready?

[::|-'The Brain' Bobby Heenan -|::] Yeah we're ready hit that music.

| The music starts as Mr. Perfect just looks at Bobby. |

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the...Wait hold on a second, what the heck is a trailer park girl?

[::|-'The Brain' Bobby Heenan -|::] Oh boss it's just a saying. You know it stands for a girl that goes around alot. Just continue with the song.

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] OK ahhh, oh here we are. Guess who is back, back again. Guess who's back..Guess who's back..Guess who's back...You know there is really no need to keep repeating that part over and over again. It gets really annoying after awhile.

[::|-'CD Recorder' Mike Lopez -|::] OK you know what let's skip this song. The next song is called 'Hey Ma' by Cam'Ron. Take it away...

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] OK hmmm...Hey ma, what's up, lets slide, all right, all right And we gon get it on tonight You smoke, I smoke, I drink, me too, well good Cause we gon get high tonight...Whoa, whoa hold on a second. I'm not going to sing a song that involves two people getting it on or smoking cigaretts. They're bad for your health.

[::|-'CD Recorder' Mike Lopez -|::] They're not talking about smoking those.

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Then what are they talking about?

[::|-'CD Recorder' Mike Lopez -|::] You know, pot, weed, what ever you want to call it. C'mon man I know you did it, hell everyone has.

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] I have never done such a thing and I will never. I will not sing a song that incourages it. As a matter of fact this is a big waist of time. I will not sing anymore.

[::|-'The Brain' Bobby Heenan -|::] Boss wait don't leave. Just sing one more song, I promise me and you will do a song together and then we will leave. Just one more.

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Fine one more and then we're out of here.

[::|-'CD Recorder' Mike Lopez -|::] OK now this song is by Too $hort and it's called 'Yo neck, Yo back, My Dick, My Sack'.

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] What did you just say?

[::|-'CD Recorder' Mike Lopez -|::] It's the name of the song...ok start now...

[::|-'The Brain' Bobby Heenan -|::] OK boss I'll start...Yeah Yeah! Real playerz up in here now! Represent!! Ya'll talkin all dat shit about sucka's lickin' on ya All down ya back up ya crack. You talkin 2 a real playa now girl! 4 real! I don't go first!..

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Bobby?!

[::|-'The Brain' Bobby Heenan -|::] What?

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] I'm shocked at what you just said.

[::|-'The Brain' Bobby Heenan -|::] Boss it was just part of the song, plus I was really feelin' it yo.

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] I have to get you out of here before I lose you for ever.

| Mr. Perfect grabs Bobby and pulls him out of there. They get into the limo and drive away as the scene fades out to a commercial. |


Commercial Break


| We come back and we see Mr. Perfect and Bobby Heenan walking backstage at the TNW arena. All of a sudden Chris Jericho and The Blue Meanie walk up to them. |

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] What do you want?

[::|-'Living Legend' Chris Jericho -|::] Look junior we need to talk business.

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Business right, I have no business with you and you have no business with me. There we go all done, now good bye.

[::|-'Living Legend' Chris Jericho -|::] No that's not it. Listen to me on this one. I know that you don't like me and hell you beat me in a match so right now I don't like you too much either but we have to work together in order to beat The Rock and Matt Hardy. So what do you say?

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Look Chris, I want to win this match and I want to show The Rock and Matt Hardy what true perfection is but I can't do that with you in my corner because frankly you're not perfect and you never will be.

[::|-'Living Legend' Chris Jericho -|::] Listen up jerky, put your ego on the side for one match, one match and that's it. I want to win this match too you know. I want to redeem myself for losing to you. You know I wasn't too happy about this match either but I'm willing to work with you in order to defeat these guys. I hate The Rock and I want to show Matt Hardy that he has no business working with us big boys.

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Chris I will never work with you, now get lost.

[::|-'Living Legend' Chris Jericho -|::] But..

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] GET LOST!

| Chris Jericho and The Blue Meanie walk away as Bobby turns to Mr. Perfect. |

[::|-'The Brain' Bobby Heenan -|::] Boss were you sure that was such a great idea? I mean you don't want to make an enemy before your match. He is on your team.

[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Don't worry Bobby he will be back, I know it. Plus he wont attack me because he knows he needs me in order to defeat The Rock and Matt Hardy. He knows he can't beat Rock by himself, although I could if I needed to. I don't see what the big deal is about him. If you ask me he wouldn't stand a chance against me in a match. I don't even want to get started on Matt Hardy because he has less of a chance then Rock does. Bobby this is going to be so easy it's not even funny. Haha.

| Mr. Perfect walks off and leaves Bobby Heenan alone. |

[::|-'The Brain' Bobby Heenan -|::] That cat is whack yo...Haha I could definatly be a rapper...

| He as well walks away leaving the scene empty and fading out... |