Role-play Scene: The woods |
Booker T is on a roll and I don't think anyone can stop him. He has won a triple threat match and also beaten The Undertaker. He will go up against someone else however who is on there own hot streak. Booker T will go one on one with Edge for Edge's Television championship and it's going to be a great match. It will be 2 out of 3 falls match with a 30 minute time limit. Booker hasn't gone up against anyone as good as Edge yet and it's going to be a tough match for him. Tune in to find out what's going to happen. It's going to be a great match that you dont want to miss.|
| The scene opens up as we're at some remote location as it seems. It looks like we're at some kind of forest. It's a wet cold day as there is dew on the ground and water dripping down from the trees. We can see three figures walking in the woods. They keep getting closer and closer and they finally get close enough so that we can see who they are. It's none other then Booker T, Goldust and The Cat? We see Booker huddled over as it looks like he has run out of breathe. |
[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Bobby, this isn't the zoo!
[::|-'The Brain' Bobby Heenan -|::] I know boss.
[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Why are we here? You said that you were going to take me to the zoo to get my mind of the match and make me relax. Why are we here at a recording studio?
[::|-'The Brain' Bobby Heenan -|::] Well I was thinking, since you're going to put The Rock and Matt Hardy in the hospital I figured we could record something that they could listen to while they were in the hospital. You know kind of as a present for them.
[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Bobby this is probably the dumbest idea you have ever come up with. Besides I don't have any songs to sing.
[::|-'The Brain' Bobby Heenan -|::] Oh not to worry they already have songs for you to sing, it's kind of like karioke but without the words. Don't worry it will be alot of fun. Plus I'll do it to. C'mon!
| Bobby Heenan grabs Mr. Perfect and drags him in the studio. Inside we can see someone waiting there for them. It's a person who looks like a complete dork. He stands up as they walk in. |
[::|-'CD Recorder' Mike Lopez -|::] Welcome to the 'Bow Down And Kiss My Ass' recording studio. Now which one of you is named, Mr. Perfect or something like that?
[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] That would be me.
[::|-'CD Recorder' Mike Lopez -|::] OK that's like cool and stuff. OK so what we're going to have you do is uhh..wait what was I saying?
[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] You were telling me what I'm supposed to do.
[::|-'CD Recorder' Mike Lopez -|::] Oh yeah, Haha I forgot. OK so what we're going to have you do is go into the recording booth with your little friend there and we're going to start recording the CD. The songs are all there for you, we already picked them out. They're going to be rap songs.
[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Wait hold on, I don't like rap music. I will not sing rap music.
[::|-'The Brain' Bobby Heenan -|::] Boss don't worry it will be fun.
| They step inside the booth and look at the first song. The first song is 'Without Me' by Eminem. Mr. Perfect looks at Bobby. |
[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Bobby who is this Eminems fellow?
[::|-'The Brain' Bobby Heenan -|::] Oh it's Eminem sir and he is really hip with the teenagers now-a-days. He's bumpin'
[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Bobby did you just say bumpin'?
[::|-'The Brain' Bobby Heenan -|::] Yeah I guess I did, I'm becoming hip with it yo!
[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Bobby shut up!
[::|-'CD Recorder' Mike Lopez -|::] Are you guys ready?
[::|-'The Brain' Bobby Heenan -|::] Yeah we're ready hit that music.
| The music starts as Mr. Perfect just looks at Bobby. |
[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the...Wait hold on a second, what the heck is a trailer park girl?
[::|-'The Brain' Bobby Heenan -|::] Oh boss it's just a saying. You know it stands for a girl that goes around alot. Just continue with the song.
[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] OK ahhh, oh here we are. Guess who is back, back again. Guess who's back..Guess who's back..Guess who's back...You know there is really no need to keep repeating that part over and over again. It gets really annoying after awhile.
[::|-'CD Recorder' Mike Lopez -|::] OK you know what let's skip this song. The next song is called 'Hey Ma' by Cam'Ron. Take it away...
[::|-'Mr. Perfect' Curt Hennig -|::] OK hmmm...Hey ma, what's up, lets slide, all right, all right And we gon get it on tonight You smoke, I smoke, I drink, me too, well good Cause we gon get high tonight...Whoa, whoa hold on a second. I'm not going to sing a song that involves two people getting it on or smoking cigaretts. They're bad for your health.
[::|-'CD Recorder' Mike Lopez -|:: |