| The newest fed in town is up and running. The EWA is here and the first show is going to happen on the 16 of February. What's going to happen this night no one knows but it is going to be one hell of a night with alot of great action. Booker T and Goldust are both here and they're going to make sure that the EWA stays in line. Booker is going to have his first match when he goes up against Test and Chris Benoit in a Triple Threat elimination match. All hell is going to break loose in this great match and I'm sure alot of heads are going to be turning and all eyes will be on Booker T, he is the true franchise in this wrestling era. If you look around the EWA you can't find any talent. One question comes to mind...|

| The scene opens up as we're at the EWA arena. Looking around in the back we can see alot of superstars walking around and talking to one another. Then out of no where comes Booker T running in and looking around and slowly behind him Goldust comes out carring all of there bags. |

"The Bizzare One" Goldust: Hey Booker do you think you can help me out a little and take some of these bags, they're quit heavy you know.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Hell no sucka, do I look like some one who carries around bags? That's yo job, you wanted to come here with me so you carry the bags. Besides it should be an honor to carry "The Booker Man's" bags, ya dig?

"The Bizzare One" Goldust: Yeah I guess you're right buddy, hey you know what Booker I was thinking this all out and I think it's going to be great, I mean the band is back together, BookDust is here and we're better then ever.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Hold that thought for a second sucka, I was thinking BookDust doesn't sound like a tough tag team name you know what I mean? I was thinking more along the lines of Booker T and the gold freak...HAHA did ya hear that sucka I called yo ass a freak.

"The Bizzare One" Goldust: How about Booker G?

"The Booker Man" Booker T: No..

"The Bizzare One" Goldust: Goldooker.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Goldooker sucka are you crazy? Why would you ever want to call yourself that, fine who know what we'll just stick with Booker T and Goldust, deal?

"The Bizzare One" Goldust: OK deal let's seal it with a hug.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Do not bring your gold self over here, we arn't going to hug we're never going to hug do you hear me so stop trying it before i kick yo ass, no take my bags over to my locker room.

"The Bizzare One" Goldust: Don't you mean our locker room.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Yeah right that's what I said my locker room, now let's go.

| Booker and Goldust begin to walk down the hall of locker rooms. They see rooms for The Rock, Triple H, Rob Van Dam, even a room for Christian. They finally come to the end and there isn't a locker room for the two of them. Booker T looks over to Goldust and then throws his hands up in the air in disgust. |

"The Booker Man" Booker T: What da hell is this all about sucka? Do you see this Goldie? We don't have a god damn locker room. Hell sucka Randy Orton has one, Christian has one but the best duo in the EWA doesn't have one. This is da worst moment ever sucka.

"The Bizzare One" Goldust: Now calm down Booker I'll get to the bottom of this, just call me detective Goldust, I'll go ask around for our room, just stay here Booker.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Yeah sucka go do that, off with you now.

| Goldust walks away as Booker T sits down on a crate and just looks around at all the people who are walking around the backstage area of the arena. All of a sudden Mark Lloyd walks over to Booker and interrupts his little trance. |

"The Booker Man" Booker T: What in the hell sucka this sucks?!

| All of a sudden Mark Lloyd walks up to Booker T. |

"The Interviewer" Mark Lloyd: Booker what's wrong?

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Let me ask you something dawg ... Wait who da hell are you?

"The Interviewer" Mark Lloyd: I'm Mark Lloyd.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Yeah right ok, well let me ask you something Mike...

"The Interviewer" Mark Lloyd: Ahhh it's Mark.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Right well that doesn't matter right now. Am I a superstar here in the EWA?

"The Interviewer" Mark Lloyd: Yeah Booker of course you are. Why?

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Then why can't I get my own locker room?! I mean look around you I see a locker room for Triple H, Christian, hell even those Angle suckas but do you see one for Booker T and Goldust? Hell no this just plain old sucks dawg. I mean where am I supposed to put my bags?

"The Interviewer" Mark Lloyd: Well Booker I don't know. Hey while you have some time can I ask you a few questions?

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Yeah but make it quick so that I can go and find a locker room to change in for my match tonight, you dig sucka?

"The Interviewer" Mark Lloyd: OK well the first thing that I want to know is how do you feel being here in the EWA?

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Well sucka it's pretty simple I'm here to dominate everyone, me and my dawg Goldie are going to tear the rest of the EWA apart. It feels great to be here?

"The Interviewer" Mark Lloyd: Well this week you're going to have a shot to do exactly that. You're going to be in a Triple Threat elimination match with Test and Chris Benoit.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Wait a second dawg did you say a triple threat match? Hell sucks this is gonna be as easy as I thought. How is that sucka Test and that snaggle toothed sucka Chris Benoit going to be able to defeat me? I bet those suckas can't even tie there own shoes. HAHA looks like I'm going to have an easy win this week.

"The Interviewer" Mark Lloyd: Booker I think you should atleast be a little worried. You're going to go up against two tough competitors, it's going to be a great match, a tough match as well.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: What'chu talkin' 'bout Mark? Are you doubting me? Huh punk are you calling me a lier? How about I beat your punk ass right now?!

"The Interviewer" Mark Lloyd: No Booker that won't be necessary. What do you have to say to Test and Benoit? I mean they want to win this match just as much as you do.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Please sucka, don't front like that. There is no way those two suckas are going to be able to beat me. I'm dominate hell sucka I bet you're on there side arn't you? I'm going to make sure that they're not going to win this match. I'm going to make a name for myself here sucka and those two arn't going to be able to defeat me. I'm better then they are simple as that, hell they're not even in my league. Let's take Test for example, he's a little pretty boy. All he cares about is the way he looks and when I'm done with him he wont have anything to be proud of anymore. I'm going to make sure that he never looks the same again. Chris Benoit on the other hand is in trouble, that sucka is already ugly as hell, I mean if you were to hold up a picture of that suckas ass and his face I wouldn't be able to tell the difference. HAHA sucka I crack myself up. But for real though there is no way those two or anyone else is going to be able to beat me. I'm going to make sure of it, ya dig sucka? Now I have one thing left to say to you and those two suckas...

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Now get lost I'm done talking to you.

| Mark Lloyd walks off as Goldust walks in almost on cue. He looks pretty excited as he walks over to Booker. |

"The Bizzare One" Goldust: Booker, Booker I have good news, our locker room is right over here they just finished it.

| Goldust opens the door as all of the mops and brooms fall out of the room Booker looks up at Goldust and begins to get mad again.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Damnit sucka this is a broom closet, you got played. I'm gonna get us a locker room, Come with me Goldie!

| Booker T storms off as Goldust follows him and the scene fades out. |