Role-play Scene:
Booker's Old High School

| The newest fed in town is up and running. The EWA is here and the first show is going to happen on the 16 of February. What's going to happen this night no one knows but it is going to be one hell of a night with alot of great action. Booker T and Goldust are both here and they're going to make sure that the EWA stays in line. Booker is going to have his first match when he goes up against Test and Chris Benoit in a Triple Threat elimination match. All hell is going to break loose in this great match and I'm sure alot of heads are going to be turning and all eyes will be on Booker T, he is the true franchise in this wrestling era. If you look around the EWA you can't find any talent. One question comes to mind...|

"Who Da Hell Is Test?"

| The scene opens up as we're at what looks like a school. A limo pulls up and out walks Booker T along with Goldust. Booker walks into the building as he smiles and Goldie follows him. He walks into a room that is labeled "Main Office". He walks in and looks around but no one is there. He walks down the hall and walks into a room that looks very familiar to him. |

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Hey yo teach what's going on?!

"Old High School" English Teacher: Oh no not you.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Haha yeah dawg it's me, in the flesh, so what's poppin'?

"Old High School" English Teacher: What did you just say? You should have said what's happening, or what's going on? Not what's poppin' speak proper english!

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Hey dawg I do speak proper english. Yo Goldie this is my old english teacher, this guy tought me everything I know. Hey teach Remember I passed your class, that has to count for something.

"Old High School" English Teacher: I passed you because I didn't want you to be in my class again, I wanted to get ride of you as fast as I could.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: OK well check this out. I decided to come back today and help teach your class. You know talk to your students, you know what I mean? I thought it would be a good idea because in the EWA there is this Test that I have to pass, so in order to prep myself Goldie and I have come here to help you out. Right Goldie.

"The Bizzare One" Goldust: Yes that's right, this is for the good of Booker, he is the best wrestler in the EWA you know.

"Old High School" English Teacher: Well that's great and all but what could you possibly teach them?

"The Booker Man" Booker T: I'm going to teach them a little history on Booker T, you know educate them while they're stuck up in this biatch!

"Old High School" English Teacher: I would appreciate it if you would please not talk to my class, what is it you do for aliving anyways? Who in the world would hire you to do anything?

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Sucka I'm a wrestler for the EWA, I have a match this week against Test and Chris Benoit in a Triple Threat Elimination match.

"Old High School" English Teacher: OK well what do you do then, sir in the freakishly looking gold suite, how are you involved with him?

"The Bizzare One" Goldust: I'm his partner but for this match I'm his manager, Booker is a great wrestler you know.

"Old High School" English Teacher: Oh right you're a wrestler. Well good luck in your match now would you please leave before the bell rings...

| Just as he finishes the bell rings and everyone makes there way into the class. He looks around at all the students as they all stare at him as they walk in. They all sit down and Booker stands in front of the class. |

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Yo what's goin on suckas?

"High School" Student #1: Hey you're Booker T arn't you and Goldust?

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Yeah sucka it's me...The 5-Time WCW Champion in the flesh. So what-ch y'all learning in this here class?

"High School" Student #1: We're reading Huck Finn.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Oh yeah Huck Finn I remember that book, that was one big whale and one crazy old guy. HAHA! I mean that whale came and WHAM he ate him right up.

"The Bizzare One" Goldust: Uhh Booker that isn't Huck Finn.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Then what's the book where that old dude gets eaten by that huge whale?

"Old High School" English Teacher: That's Moby Dick.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Yo teach watch your mouth, there are kids around.

"High School" Student #1: No he didn't swear Booker that was the name of the book it's called "Moby Dick".

"High School" Student #2: Wow that guy is an idiot.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Hey which one of you sucka's said that?

"High School" Student #2: I did you moron.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Do you know who you're talking to?

"High School" Student #2: Yeah Hooker T, the worst wrestler in the EWA, Test and Benoit are going to kick your ass this week in that Elimination match. You're not going to be able to win.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Yo Goldie do you hear this sucka? Those two sucka's can't beat me, ya hear? I mean who is better then Booker T and Goldust? There ain't no one better then us right now, we're going to beat the hell out of those suckas.

"High School" Student #2: Yeah that's real rich, they're going to dominate you in that match and he they're going to show you that you're a nobody and a nothing.

"Old High School" English Teacher: He's right Booker, you don't stand a chance.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Hey who asked you anyways? Yo ain't got no say in this dawg, so just chill.

"Old High School" English Teacher: I do have a say in this Booker because I know how to speak english and you don't. You see I don't care who you're against, I just want you to loose.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: But dawg I thought I was your favorite student, why you haten on me like this?

"Old High School" English Teacher: That's why. You can't speak right. It annoys me, you use slang and nothing but slang, speak right for once, for christ sakes! AHHHHH!!!

| He runs out of the room flipping out, Booker just looks at the students and then walks out and down the hall. He comes up to another room he remembers. He opens the door and there is a class in session. Everyone is speaking French so you can imagine that it's a French class. Booker walks in as everyone looks at him and they all stop the lesson. |

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Yo what's goin' on all you french speakin' people, hey teach remember me?

"Old High School" French Teacher: Of course I do, what are you doing here?

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Well I have a match in town this week and I figured I would stop by my old school and say what's up to everyone. Do you mind if I teach a little lesson to your class here?

"Old High School" French Teacher: Yeah sure it's all yours.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: OK cool, now listen up suckas repeat after me. Wee Wee.

"High School" Class: Wee Wee.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: French Fries.

"High School" Class: French Fries.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: On Chaos Test and Benoit are going to get beat down when they step into the ring with the Booker Man!

"High School" Class: On Chaos Test and Benoit are going to get beat down when they step into the ring with the Booker Man!

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Do all you guys want to hear a little story?

"High School" Class: NO!

"The Booker Man" Booker T: OK sucka's just listen up. At Chaos yours truley is going to go in a triple threat Elimination match. Now I'm going to be going up against two sucka's named Test and Chris Benoit. Both of these sucka's are going to get the hell beat out of them and I'm going to make sure of that because I'm going to be the first EWA champion and this is going to help and give me that shot. Now do you hear that guys? Test and Booker T arn't going to be able to beat me and there is no way I'm going to lose to anyone, I'm going to be the most dominating wrestler in the EWA, no one can stop me now let me ask you all this...

Can You Dig That?!...SUCKAAAAAAS!!!

| Booker storms out as everyone just goes back to what they were doing like he wasn't even there. Booker and Goldust walk out and into the hall Goldust starts to talk to Booker as they're walking through to get outside. |

"The Bizzare One" Goldust: Booker are you ready for this match? This is a big one, we have a tough road in front of us.

"The Booker Man" Booker T: Sucka I've never been as ready as I am now, these two arn't going to even have a chance in this match, this is our night Goldie, they can't stop us and they're not going to stop us. I'm ready for war. I'm aware about everything.

"The Bizzare One" Goldust: OK good because maybe you can figure this out, how do we get out of here?

| Booker looks around and scratches his head as they can't figure out how to get out of the school the bell rings as all the students make there way out of the classes and crowd around Booker and Goldust, the scene fades out as a swarm of students are around the two EWA superstars. |