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|| Role-Play # : 02 || Record : 01 - 00 - 00 ||
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OOC Comment: OK well I'm going to start posting my comments here. This is only my second ever role-play as Charlie Haas so it's probably not very good. Anyways this role-play is supposed to make fun of the fact that Lance never has a girl and that he's not a ladies man. Anyways I thought it turned out alright but I'll let you be the judge of that. Anyways enjoy the role-play and expect the second one to be up later this week.


Raw and Heat were both huge. Who knew that the Raw ratings would be so high. Zack Gowen and John Cena are both the Co-Intercontinental Champions, what's going to happen when these two compete in matches. They have no choice but to root each other on. Also we will see the man Charlie Haas go into a match against Lance Storm on Raw. Haas just came off of a great victory during Heat and now he's hoping that he can carry that into Raw, it should be on hell of a show.

The scene comes into focus as we're at what looks like a local bar or something. We look around and see some people having a good time when all of a sudden Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin both walk in and take a seat at the bar.

" h a a s o f p a i n " Charlie Haas: "Well Shelt here we are. It's time to party now and by the time we leave tonight we will have some beautiful ladies under our arms as we're walking out. I can feel it."

" t h e a l l - s t a r " Shelton Benjamin: "Well Charlie I hope you're right, I could really use some nice looking hunnies right now. I havn't had that since noon time today and I'm in need of it."

" h a a s o f p a i n " Charlie Haas: "Don't worry man who can resist a WWF superstar like you and I, especially since I won my match on sunday that makes it even better."

" t h e a l l - s t a r " Shelton Benjamin: "You're right man no one can resist an athlete. Hey let's get a couple of beers while we wait for the ladies to come in."

" h a a s o f p a i n " Charlie Haas: "Yeah man that's weird there's nothing but a bunch of dudes in here, where are all the chicks?"

" t h e a l l - s t a r " Shelton Benjamin: "I don't know man but do you know who never gets any chicks? Lance Storm dude. Storm has probably never been with a women before in his life. It's really kind of pathetic!"

" h a a s o f p a i n " Charlie Haas: "Yeah you're totally right about that. There's no way that Lance Storm is a ladies man, he doesn't know the first thing about winning over the ladies and I'm going to show him that when I walk down to the ring with like four chiucks with me and he has no one. That man is pathetic!"

A guy wearing a tight shirt that only goes up to his belly button walks up to the to men and looks at them both carefully. He then begins to smile as he talks to them.

" g a y b a r " Edwin: "Hey there sexy, what are you doing here?"

" h a a s o f p a i n " Charlie Haas: "Well hello there..."

" g a y b a r " Edwin: "You can call me Edwin big boy."

" h a a s o f p a i n " Charlie Haas: "Right well Edwin, we're here to celebrate on my victory on sunday night and we're also trying to pick some people up. Where are all the chicks?"

" g a y b a r " Edwin: "Wait a second silly man. You wrestle?...Oh wait a second you're that cutie Charlie Haas right? And you are Shelton Benjamin?"

" t h e a l l - s t a r " Shelton Benjamin: "Yeah man, ehy where are all the chicks? We havn't seen one since we walked in here. Why is that?"

" g a y b a r " Edwin: "I'll tell you in a minute hot ass just wait a second. Hey I'll be right back I'm going to go and get my friend so he can join in on our little "conversation" tonight. Are you guys up for that?"

" h a a s o f p a i n " Charlie Haas: "Yeah man sure you can bring anyone you want."

" g a y b a r " Edwin: "OK greeeat. I'll be right back don't go anywhere."

The guy walks away and begins to talk to his friends. Haas looks over at Benjamin and looks in shock.

" h a a s o f p a i n " Charlie Haas: "Dude that guy is totally weird. He reminds me of Lance Storm. When he comes back I'm gonna ask him if he knows Lance. Hey man when are those chicks going to come. I want to pick some up so that we can show that little bitch Lance what it's all about. I can't wait until monday night when I can meet him in the ring and I'm going to make sure that he doesn't win that match. There's no way he's going to be able to beat me."

" t h e a l l - s t a r " Shelton Benjamin: "Yeah man he doesn't have anything on you. You're faster then he is and just overall your better then him. I don't see why Vince put you in this match anyway. you were a great college athlet and an all american, what the hell has Lance done? He's never done anything worth praise over. Monday night on Raw you're going to dominate him and I know it."

Edwin comes back and he has someone with him as they both sit down next to Haas and Benjamin.

" g a y b a r " Edwin: "Hey boys I'm back. I brought my friend with me his name is George. Say hi George."

" g a y b a r " George: "Hey you two how are you two fine hunks doing tonight?"

" h a a s o f p a i n " Charlie Haas: "We'll I'm doing great. Hey I have a question for you two. Do any of you guys know Lance Storm?"

" g a y b a r " George: "Oh my god why? Has he said anything about us?"

" h a a s o f p a i n " Charlie Haas: "Uhh no, I have a match against him and I was just wondering if you guys knew who he was."

" g a y b a r " Edwin: "Oh yeah well we know Lany-poo. He hasn't called us since, but yeah we know him. So you say you have a match against him huh?"

" t h e a l l - s t a r " Shelton Benjamin: "Yeah it's going to be on Raw on monday night, him and Lance Storm are going to get it on and I might have to get involved if it's really necessary. Charlies going to totally beat him."

" g a y b a r " Edwin: "Wait so you two are going to get it on during live television? I have to see that, so what are you going to do to him? Are you going to spank him?"

" h a a s o f p a i n " Charlie Haas: "WHAT?! No I'm going to make sure he never wrestles again and I'm going to show the rest of the WWF that I belong on the top. and I'll show Lance that I belong on the top as well!"

" g a y b a r " George: "Well Lance likes it better on the bottom anyways, he's like that."

" h a a s o f p a i n " Charlie Haas: "What the hell are you talking about? Look all I'm saying is that I'm going to neal him with my finisher and then it's going to be all over."

" g a y b a r " George: "How hard are you going to neal him? Please tell me!"

" h a a s o f p a i n " Charlie Haas: "Look you two are starting to freak me out. Let's go Shelton we can find another place with chicks to pick up."

Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin walk out of the bar and continue to walk down the street. They start to talk as they keep walking.

" h a a s o f p a i n " Charlie Haas: "What was with those two? They were acting really strange, and why didn't that bar have any chicks going into it."

" t h e a l l - s t a r " Shelton Benjamin: "I don't know Charlie but I do know one thing I'm going to make sure that the little bitch Lance Storm doesn't beat you. He can't even beat you alone never mind defeating the both of us. Monday night will not be a good night for him and I'm going to make sure of that. There's no way that he's going to be able to beat me and I'm going to make sure of it!"

" h a a s o f p a i n " Charlie Haas: "Trust me I feel the same way about this and I'm not going to let him beat you in this match. I'm going to show the rest of the WWF that I belong in a match for that World Title. I'm better then half of the superstars here. Hell I had to show myself on Heat before I could debut on Raw. I'm a former all american. I was one of the best in the nation, probably the best. I'm not going to sit around while someone like The Rock takes that belt away from me. Lance you better be ready for our match because I'm going to make sure that I end his wrestling career. So Lance you better get ready for me because I'm going to show you that I am truley a wrestling great. Oh and Lance...

"Welcome to the Haas of Pain!"

The scene fades out as the two men walk down the street and the camera goes to black.

 

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