| The UCW has opened there doors and it's going to be great. We will see the first ever card coming up. The card is final and what a card it is. The main event is going to be huge as all of the members are going to be entered into the battle royal and the winner of the battle royal is going to become the first ever UCW World Champion. It's going to be a huge main event as alot of men are going to be going after the gold. Some more gold that will be determined on the first card is the Tag Team Championships. We're going to see The Un-American's Lance Storm and Christian go up against Billy and Chuck in what should be a very good match. The scene opens up as we see Christian and Lance Storm in the backstage area. They're both wearing there shirts with an upside down United States falg on it. |

"The One And Only" Christian: Dude this is so totally going to rule! Almost as much as sodas!

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: Sodas? What the hell are you talking about Christian?

"The One And Only" Christian: Dude you know that sodas rule the world. Everyone knows that.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: How are you comparing our match for the Tag Team Championships with sodas?

"The One And Only" Christian: Because dude like I said they both rule.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: OK forget about that. Just remember we have a bigger mission then the Tag Team Championships, you know what it is right?

"The One And Only" Christian: Yeah we have to go to the store to buy some soda.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: No you idiot, will you please forget about soda?

"The One And Only" Christian: I can't help it, I like soda.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: Look my fellow canadian our main goal is to show the rest of the UCW that America suckas and Canada rules. That's our mission and in order to do that we have to make sure that we can defeat our American opponants. Are you with me so far?

"The One And Only" Christian: Uhh no not rea...

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: Good. Now we have a match with Billy and Chuck. Those two are American through and through, so do you know what we're going to do to them?

"The One And Only" Christian: Buy them some soda.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: No.

"The One And Only" Christian: Tell them to buy us soda?

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: Are you really that stupid or do you just like to play dumb. We're going to beat them idiot. If we want to show them that Canada is better then we're going to have to beat them. Now I don't know about you but I think if we win the Tag Team Championship's then that will give us some respect.

"The One And Only" Christian: Yeah defanitly dude, Tag Team Champions toally rule! Hey dude we're also in the main event going for the World Title. I'm so toally going to win that as too! I'm going to have double gold and double gold rules all!

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: Well I hate to burst your bubble there Christian but I'm the one who is going to have double gold because I'm winning the battle royal.

"The One And Only" Christian: Yeah OK man what ever you say.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: What you don't believe me?

"The One And Only" Christian: Well everyone knows that I reek of awesomeness and you, well you're just Lance Storm. Dude forget about that let's talk about our match for the Tag Team Titles. We're so totally going to win that match. who is it against again?

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: We're going up against Billy and Chuck and they're going to be with Rico.

"The One And Only" Christian: Who the hell is Billy and Chuck?

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: Those two stupid American's who are always worried about there clothes and there hair.

"The One And Only" Christian: Oh those two totally gay dudes. Haha we're going to win this match. This match is easy to the maximas.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: Christian you do know that you sound like a complete idiot when you talk like that right?

"The One And Only" Christian: Talk like what?

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: You know talking with that slang you always use. Like ahh oh "that's totally rad". Stuff like that.

"The One And Only" Christian: Dude I don't use the word rad, haha I can't believe you said rad. That's total burnage!

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: OK can we forget about about the way we talk? I say we go out to that ring and address the crowd personally.

"The One And Only" Christian: Totally good idea Lance. Let's go!

| Lance Storm and Christian walk off towards the ring. They get out to the curtain and there music hits. They get out onto the rampway showing off there shirts as the fans begin to boo them. They get into the ring and they both grab microphones. The music ends as Christian is the first to speak. |

"The One And Only" Christian: CHRIS-TIAN CHRIS-TIAN AT LAST YOU'RE IN THE UCW! Haha greetings to all my fans here in, well where ever the hell we are. Now yours truley along with his buddy Lance Storm are here in the UCW and we're going to bring the rest of the wrestling world to there knees. Now for some strange reason Vince booked us against two total reekazoids. I mean these two totally reek of suckiness. Now of course I'm talking about Billy and Chuck. Now let me just say that you two also totally reek of homosexuality. I mean seriously what you do in the backstage area is up to you but don't bring that crap to the ring. If you ask me I think that you two make love to each other! Oh total burnage!

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: Actually Christian that's what homosexuals do, so you actually didn't make fun of them.

"The One And Only" Christian: Oh yeah right, I knew that. Anyways this match is for the UCW Tag Team Championships. Now I don't know about any of you but I think that Tag Team Champions totally rule! Now some people think that Billy and Chuck can beat us, how can they beat us? Think about it I totally reek of awesomeness and Lance, well he's Lance...

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: Wait a minute what do you mean by that?

"The One And Only" Christian: Oh nothing dude I'm just saying that I'm awesome and you're just you. Trust me it's a good thing.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: Oh OK carry on then.

"The One And Only" Christian: OK cool, like I was saying. There is no way that Billy and Chuck will be able to beat us for the Tag Team Championships. They're as good as ours.

| Christian stops speaking as he looks over at Lance Storm. The crowd is now booing as Storm begins to talk. |

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: If I could be serious for a minute! Winning the Tag Team Titles would be great but we have one main goal here. Our goal is to show the UCW and the rest of America that infact America SUCKS! Yes that's right Canada is where the real wrestlers are. Think about it how can you all live with youselves? You all know music and other crap but you don't even know your own Ten Commandments. That is pathetic! Now the two men who we're going to beat are American and that's the reason why we want to beat them. We're going to show you all that American sucks and that Canada rules all. That's our main goal!

"The One And Only" Christian: Well actually dude I'm kind of looking forward to winning the titles.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: Shut up Christian, it doesn't matter what you want.

"The One And Only" Christian: OK...

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: Now like I was saying our mission is to show the world what us Canadian's are made of. The Tag Team Titles will belong to Canada, now Christian tell me why you like the titles so much.

"The One And Only" Christian: Because they're shiny.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: No another reason.

"The One And Only" Christian: Because they look cool on you when you're drinking soda! Because SODAS RULE!

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: OK forget it, no one cares what you think anyways. The reason why we want to become the Tag Team Champions is because we will represent Canada and all it's glory. Now there is also going to be a chance for myself to win the World Championship in the same show and I will win that for Canada as well.

"The One And Only" Christian: Wait hold on a second dude, we already decided that I'm going to win the World Title. Think about it who's going to beat me? None of those dorkchops in the back are going to be able to beat me. Think of some of the losers that we have here. People like Triple H, Rob Van Dam. Dude RVD is a total dorkchop. He thinks he's cool by pointing to himself all the time. And Triple H what's up with his nose? I mean it's huge, it toally reeks of hugeosity. That World Championship is coming home with CHRIS-TIAN CHRIS-TIAN! Haha we almost rule as much as sodas do.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: Will you please stop talking about soda? The Un-American's are going to destroy the rest of the UCW and we will take no prisoners. The Tag Team Titles are coming home with us and they will be brought back on Canadian soil where they belong, as will the World Title and it's as simple as that. And when that happens...

"The One And Only" Christian: Ha well said dude. Billy, Chuck, and Rico you guys are so totally going to get your asses kicked! And the World Title is coming back with me, and do you know why? Because...

| There music hits again as they both drop the mic's and taunt the fans again. They walk up the rampway and they both dissapear backstage. So what's going to happen? Are the Un-American's going to win? What will Billy and Chuck have to say? And the most important question of all, Will Christian get his soda? To find out read my next role-play dammit! Haha. |