| The UCW has opened there doors and it's going to be great. We will see the first ever card coming up. The card is final and what a card it is. The main event is going to be huge as all of the members are going to be entered into the battle royal and the winner of the battle royal is going to become the first ever UCW World Champion. It's going to be a huge main event as alot of men are going to be going after the gold. Some more gold that will be determined on the first card is the Tag Team Championships. We're going to see The Un-American's Lance Storm and Christian go up against Billy and Chuck in what should be a very good match. The scene opens up as a bus pulls up out front of a huge building. We see Christian and Lance Storm get off of the bus and stand in front of the building. |

"The One And Only" Christian: Well Lance dude here we are!

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: I see that but where is here?

"The One And Only" Christian: This is the Pepsi-Cola Company dude, only the greatest place on this great earth.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: What in the good name of Canada are we doing here?

"The One And Only" Christian: Well I know how much you love soda so I decided we could take a little trip here and check it out.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: But Christian soda...

"The One And Only" Christian: Yeah dude I know SODA'S RULE! Let's go inside what are we waiting for?

| Christian grabs Lance and pulls him inside. Inside we see alot of different things going on. We can see some conveyer belts with bottles on them. We can see Christian and his eyes are lite up and he has a smile on his face. Lance on the other hand is looking like he usually does, simple and bored. |

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: Christian has it occured to you that this company is run by American's? Nothing good can come of it.

"The One And Only" Christian: Lance this place totally reeks of greatocity! Look around you, this is greatness in the making.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: Christian we have a match to worry about, we can't waiste our time here in the Pepsi-Cola Company. Let's get out of here.

"The One And Only" Christian: Don't worry about it Lance, we're totally going to curbstomp those two goons. We have plenty of time to spear. Let's go look around!

| Christian and Lance Storm walk over to a door that says "Keep Out...Employees Only". |

"The One And Only" Christian: Let's go in here dude.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: Christian can't you see that it's only for employees?

"The One And Only" Christian: So what's your point? Think about it, we're The Un-American's, everyone knows us.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: OK what ever you say.

| They walk in the room as they see two employees making out. It's a boy and a girl and the girl is half undressed. |

"Pepsi-Cola Employee" John Tylers: What are you two doing back here? You're not allowed back here!

"The One And Only" Christian: Actually dude we should be asking you what you two are doing back here. It looks like more then making soda! Haha total burnage!

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: Typical American's. Instead of doing there job they're in the back fooling around. See what I mean Christian? These American's are pigs!

"Pepsi-Cola Employee" Ema Anderson: Who do you two think you are barging in here anyways?

"The One And Only" Christian: Like you so totally don't realize.

"Pepsi-Cola Employee" Ema Anderson: Actually no I don't. Who are you?

"The One And Only" Christian: We're The Un-American's, only the best Tag Team in the UCW. We curbstomp our opponants!

"Pepsi-Cola Employee" John Tylers: Oh yeah I know you two, you keep running your mouth about how American's are scum when in reality, it's Canada who sucks!

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: You are really asking for it. How is it that we suck when instead of doing your job your in the backroom? This monday we're going to do our job, we're going to beat Billy and Chuck. We're going to...to...to.

"The One And Only" Christian: Curb stomp them.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: Yeah curb stomp them! The Un-American's are going to become the UCW Tag Team Champions and Billy and Chuck are going to get the beating of a lifetime!

"The One And Only" Christian: Hehe.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: What's so funny?

"The One And Only" Christian: You said beat them.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: Yeah so?

"The One And Only" Christian: You know BEAT them. You're one of them dude.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: One of who?

"The One And Only" Christian: You know, one of those homosapians.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: You idiot, we're all homosapians.

"The One And Only" Christian: What kind of stuff are you into dude? Look I'm here to enjoy some Soda and totally romp those two goons and now you're coming on to me. I don't really appericiate that.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: Christian, do me a favor.

"The One And Only" Christian: Yeah what is it my homosapian friend?

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: Shut up!

"Pepsi-Cola Employee" John Tylers: You guys are ubelieveable. How could you both be so stupid?

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: We don't have to take this from you stupid American's, we're out of here. C'mon Christian.

"The One And Only" Christian: But I want to talk to the homosapians.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: I said let's go.

"The One And Only" Christian: Fine but only if we get to have some soda before we leave.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: OK fine whatever.

| Christian and Lance Storm walk out of the room and they see someone walking around and he looks like he is an employee. |

"The One And Only" Christian: Excuse me Mr. Pepsi Guy do you know where we could buy some totally tasty soda?

"Pepsi-Cola Employee" Mike Lopez: Hey wait a minute, you're Christian and Lance Storm from the UCW arn't you?

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: Yeah why?

"Pepsi-Cola Employee" Mike Lopez: You guys are awesome. I hope you BEAT Billy and Chuck on monday night.

"The One And Only" Christian: Oh great another homosapian this place is crawling with them.

"Pepsi-Cola Employee" Mike Lopez: What?

"The One And Only" Christian: Nothing. Hey so how about that soda?

"Pepsi-Cola Employee" Mike Lopez: Yeah right, hey are you guys ready for Billy and Chuck? I mean those two are gonna be kinda tough.

"The One And Only" Christian: No problem dude, we're totally going to kick them to the curb. They don't stand a chance against us. We reek of awesomeness and they lack everything except suckitude. We have those titles in the bag.

"Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm: My good buddy has a point here. This match is ours and there is no stopping us. The Un-American's are the first UCW Tag Team Champions. And those stupid American's can't stop us, and do you know why?

"The One And Only" Christian: Yeah totally dude, do you know what else?

| Lance Storm and Christian walk out as the scene fades out. |