Krillin's Journal

december 31- well life has been good after christmas and all, no marron bugging me, hehe. after getting those action figures of me and the guys she hasn't bothered me at all. only problem is she was annoying piccolo trying to pose him yesterday. (note to self: tell marron not all warriors are tolerant of little children.) oh yeah, i almost forgot! i received a gift card from gohan, and im gonna go with juuhachigou to the satan city mall tomorrow to spend it! january 2- malls are not safe for short monks*sigh*. i was stepped on 6 times, and sat on by the largest woman in the world, my back still hurts. juuhachigou told me to stay in bed until i regain feeling in my neck. i feel i'll never step foot into a mall again. january 3- juuhachigou brought me back to the mall. i've worn my gi, in case i get mugged or something. juu told me to relax, but my hands won't stop shaking. marron came this time, she brought her piccolo and vegeta dolls. she was playing while we were walking here's what she said: marron:*impersonating vegeta* i will kill you namek! for i am the prince of all saiya-jins! *ditto 4 piccolo* is that a challenge vegeta? because being god and everything ill just send you to hfil! i was scared trunks gave her pot or something... january 4- i was right trunks did give her narcotics, but she's not hi anymore. i decided not to tell juhachigou because she might freak and kill trunks or goten, whoever she sees first. i took nessisary precautions and told marron not to to tell mommy about trunks, not that it worked... so now im sitting in bed waiting for my head to stop swelling. 5 january- well im glad to say the swelling has stopped, thank dende! there is one problem though, i just noticed it today...marron sure does play with trunks and goten alot...wait..that means she might become attracted to them! AHHHHHH!!!!! oh well ill deal with that when the problem arises, master roshi is beggining to hit on juu, maybe i should...*loud punching noise* never mind... wow this journal is kinda theraputic, there aren't any worries while im writing*loud yelling"im gonna kill you roshi!!"* oh wait i think i jynxed myself on that one. 21 april 2001 damn, after that concussion i forgot i had this thing. ohe well i found it today!! im happy, i got a day of peace. juu took marron to chichi's house and goku came over here. we had drinks and sat outside. all 3 of us, oh yeah vegeta was here too, we were betting on trunks and goten...maybe i should not have wrote that down.... 22 april 2001 juu found out about my last entry. me goku and vegeta are grounded from certain things...if you know what i mean. that pisses me off.....whoops scratch that, that makes me mad. 18 wants me to quit using such foul language...oh well, as long as i can still drink with my buddies i will be fine.... 26 april 2001 we are all banned from drinking...seems chichi didn't like the idea, and vegeta was having problems with bulma. she was told off then my wife stepped in. she challenged him to a drinking contest. come to find out that juu was intolerent of alchol and it had no effect once so ever. saiyains can drink, but not anywhere near as much as an android! vegeta just found out the hard way i guess... 27 April 2001 well juuhachi got a good laugh seeing vegeta have the biggest and worst hangover the sayain race has ever seen. he is now being bitched at by bulma and i am sitting on the couch at home and can hear her every word. we plugged marrons ears. oh yea! marron passed the third grade! isn't that great, they grow up so fast, but trunks better not make her grow up too fast!!!!!