Things They'll Never Say...
Krillin:

I'll beat you goku!

18 do i have to go to bed with you?

*in film studio* Sure ill take the rogaine commercial part

Vegeta/Goku i had an affair with bulma/chichi.

18 i want a divorce

im dead sexy!

It looks so natural no one can tell, just for men gel!

Bulma! for God's sake im ,married!

hmm my head does look like a bowling ball...

hey guys! wanna play connect-the-dots on my head?
#18:
Krillin you don't please me anymore

I'm so fat!

Krillin protect me!

Marron,my daughter, i love you so much!

Vegeta you are sooo cute!

No Bulma stay off my husband damnit

Goku krillin did not rid me of all evil,MUHAHAHA!

Easy breezy beautiful cover girl...

i should of killed the idiot(goku) when i had the chance
Marron:
Dad im dating Tien...

No goku im not a robot...

I hate you trunks!

I will Kill you vegeta

I will take over the world!

Pan! You B****!
Piccolo:
i thinking about becoming a male dancer...

i nerver really looked for...err...that(blushes)

(pointing at 2 women fighting)CATFIGHT! MEE-OWW!

DAMN! chichi is a FOX!

me and kame...we're..."lifelong partners"

i took some self esteem classes for the anger...

god you stupid brat get the hell away from me!!

Quit calling me that!! (in a cocky voice) "mr. piccolo" nana!

(to goku) i love you man!!
Vegeta:
(to bulma) either pleasurable or extra strength..

(to bulma)i think i may have lost my ability to...perform.

alright i admit it kakarot you are stronger than me..

darn i colored outside the lines again!!

Bulma where's the f#@%&!* remote? Teletubbies is on!!

got any hair gel?

plucking nose hairs hurts!

I hide behind my arrogance but (sobs) i have a sensitive side

goku i love you man!!!

trunks i thought we needed to bond c'mere so i can give u a hug
Bulma:
Better go with extra stength..

com-pu-ter???

i give up i can't fix it...

it is still blinking 12:00!!

(to vegeta)i have been cheating on you with...goku...

(to mutenroshi) you, me, bathroom, now...

kiss me krillin!
Gohan:
Piccolo who's that?

uncle vegeta! Got any (hic) more (hic) hard(hic) liqouir??

mom, dad, im an alchoholic..

piccolo got any more pot?

yes i was downloading porn of the net...

forest creatures turn me on...

Go to hell mom im gonna train!!
goku:
E=mc2

fi-gh-ti-ng??? tr-ai-ni-ng??

its true that hair does turn gold when i go ssj!!

kamekame---um hows that go again???

(headphones bobbing head)Love shack baby love shack!

1,3,5,7,9 i rule! i am the king of hopscotch! in your face vegeta!!

sailor moon?...pfft...i could kick her ass any day!!

does any one else hear that music???
frieza:
zarbon, get the champine!

i got a piece of form three on me! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

IM NOT GAY!!

what do u mean i look like a (shudders) pokemon??

sa-iy-a-jin???

(playing poker w/cell) ill raise you 3 planets...

the purple teletubbie is my favorite!!

you know zarbon that vegeta is really sexy...
dende or kami:
i feel like doing something really evil...

popo get in your cute ass in here!

never did like that goku...
tien:
third eye? what the hell are you guys talking about??

the mime is following me again!!!

chioatzu these chocolates are for you(blushes)

chioatzu i need a little me time!!

wanna see me cross my eyes??

oh i had that tattoed on there...

guess what i got removed! *walks up to everyone with bandage on forehead
chichi:
sure gohan go fight!

sure goku you can take gohan out to battle the strongest of evil beings!

goten do as your father says!

goku wanna "spar" (winks)

goku i dance for our lost income on food...

i had an affair with vegeta,yamcha, piccolo, tien, krillin,...(keeps going)

no gohan you are NOT going to college!!

cook? i can't cook!
dr gero:
WHY?!WHY?! why did i program 18 for P.M.S.??*loud yelling and explosions*

goku? who the hell is that?

red ribbon what?

maybe i should get a toupee to cover my glass head..

co-mp-ter..??

an-dr-oi-ds??

what was i thinking when i gave 19 that voice?!?!