Final Fantasy VII in Cheddar
by Cloud Strife

It's a regular day, kicking monsters in, fighting in the EHRGEIZ tournament.
Everyday, the same old thing!

Godhand: Uh!

Cloud: My victory again!

After the fight.

Tifa: Cloud, are you alright?

Cloud: Me? No don't worry! I'm fine!

Mean while as we go to Cheddar, we see some boys playing on computers games.
We are in Dan's room while they play Final Fantasy VII.
They've got great taste of computer games!

Dan: YES! Ultimate Sephiroth, kiss my, you know!

Matt: Don't feel like playing this anymore! Let's play EHRGEIZ!

Alex: NO! Let's keep playing this!

Louis: Nah! I feel like EHRGEIZ!

Dan: EHRGEIZ good!

Nick: I don't really care!

Alex: GOD!

Dan: Wouldn't it be cool if we were in they're situation?

Alex: Don't daydream Dan!

Dan: But it would wouldn't it? Kicking monsters and robots in!

Everyone: DAN!

Man, they don't know when to quit!

Cloud: What, what's that?

Tifa: A,

AVALANCHE: VORTEX?

Tifa: Yeah, to another dimension!

Barret: Yo! Where's Yuffie, Vincent, Cait Sith, Aeris, Cid and Red XIII?!?

Tifa: Busy!

Aeris: DEAD!

Cloud: NNNOOOOOOOO!

We went to another dimension! It was SO freaky!

Cloud: Where are we?

Tifa: Dunno! Let's go to that small house with the red car!

KNOCK KNOCK!

Dan's mum: Dan, get the door!

Dan: Alright! Let's go!

BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG!

Dan: Uh hi!

Cloud: Yeah, hi kid! Uh…

Barret: DO IT RIGHT YOU !"*&^%$

Tifa: BARRET! Language in front of kids!

Dan: Wait wait! Are you Cloud, Barret and Tifa?

Cloud: Yeah!

Kids: Faint!

Tifa: Okay, it's time to wake them up!

Barret: I got it!

BANG!

Dan: Uh…

Nick: HUH!

Louis: This is freaky! I'M OUTTA HERE!

Nick: YEP!

Alex: This is a dream right?

Cloud: Don't worry kids! You'll be alright!

Tifa: Do you know where we are?

Alex: …

Matt: This is Cheddar!

Dan: Popular for the lovely cheese! I'm Dan!

Matt: I'm Matt!

Alex: Name's Alex! Hi!

Dan: What are you doing here? You're meant to be in computer game world!

Cloud: I don't get it!

Barret: *&^% You know nothing! We are on *&^%$£ computer games!

Tifa: And the language!

Dan: Cloud, can I see your Buster Sword?

Cloud: …

Matt: We'll help you in every way we can!

Barret: You could help us by stopping the forces of evil with us!

Tifa: Barret!

Dan: We'll do it if you provide us with weapons!

Cloud: Done!

Dan: Mum! I'm going up the gorge with Alex and Matt!

Matt: Can I have a gun?

Alex: I wanna spear!

Dan: Can I use a sword?

Cloud: Sure!

Tifa: You guys seem confident!

Cloud: Let's get into two teams!

Alex: Pimps! Matt, Tifa and myself!

Cloud: Nah! I'm not going with Barret!

Tifa: How about Cloud, Dan and me since Dan seems very confident?

Matt: … Fine!

Alex: Alright!

Cloud: Yeah, fine by me!

Dan: YEAH!

Barret: *&^% NO!

Cloud: Tough!

This is the list of the characters level, HP and MP;

Cloud: Level 99 HP: 9999 MP: 999

Barret: Level 87 HP: 9999 MP: 666

Tifa: Level 98 HP: 9998 MP: 999

Dan: Level 69 HP: 8765 MP: 789

Alex: Level 58 HP: 5678 MP: 678

Matt: Level 60 HP: 5467 MP: 888

Cloud: That settles it! C'mon, let's go find Sephiroth!

Dan: I've beaten Sephiroth twice and I'll do it again!

Tifa: This isn't a PSX game!

Dan: I'll get over it!

Cloud: So Dan! You do martial arts?

Dan: Yeah! Self defence!

Tifa: Soldiers! 5 of them!

Dan: I'll kick their butt!

It was time for battle!

Soldier 5: A kid? This is worse than the teenager is!

Dan didn't wanna be called a wimp! He went in for a powerful limit break, which
I've never seen before!

Dan: Lightning strike!

It was a stroke of lightning from the sky! That should get his experience up!

Soldiers: OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Cloud: I probably stole this off Star wars but, MAN that's gotta hurt!

Tifa: Oh yeah!

On the side of Barret and the kids.

Barret: *&^% soldiers!

Alex: Shoot them!

Matt: Poke 'em!

Barret: Let's go!

The battle started! Time for funky battle music!

Matt: This music's not my style! Where's the music recorder?

Barret: Here!

Matt changes the music to WWF!

Matt: NOW we battle!

The battle was over not long after Matt changed the music!

The two groups bumped into each other!

Barret: Ow! JERK!

Cloud: Huh? Sephiroth!

Sephiroth: Gettin' jiggy wi' it!

Dan: What level is he at?

Cloud: Level 60!

Dan: All right! Battle me Sephiroth!

Sephiroth: Alright even though I'll lose my reputation!

Alex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sephiroth: Shut up!

Alex: Uh!

Dan: ALEX!

I can't believe it! Sephiroth chopped off Alex's leg!

Dan: YOU STUPID IDIOT!

Tifa: I have a robot leg!

Alex: WHEEL CHAIR!

Barret: FINE! JES' SHUT UP!

Cloud: Sephiroth!

Tifa: DAN! DON'T FIGHT SEPHIROTH!

Matt: It's too risky!

Dan: He chopped off Alex's leg so he's gonna pay! Let's battle you idiot!

The battle started! There was a lot of sword whacking but no one's got hurt yet! Until…

SLICE!

Dan: You've cut my arm!

Tifa: Like my belly in Mt Nibel!

Cloud: What's happening!

Barret: Dan's performing the … omnislash!

Sephiroth: UH! (Dead)

Cloud: Dan! You've killed Sephiroth!

Tifa: Oh my word!

Alex: My leg?

Tifa: Oh yeah!

Tifa fit the leg on Alex's leg!

Barret: Let's pah-ty!

Dan: YEAH!

It was over again!

Matt: Nice fight!

Dan: Thanks!

Cloud: Dan!

Dan: Huh?

Cloud picked me up and put me on his shoulders!

Barret: Yo! Matt! Al! You kids ain't bad! Nor you Dan!

Matt, Alex: Thanks!

Dan: …

Barret: Dan reminds me of you Cloud!

Cloud: …

Tifa: When you got karate?

Dan: GOD! In one hour!

Cloud: How about you go home first and we'll see you in action?

Dan: Alright! I feel like I can take anyone on!

Barret: What you doin' tonight?

Matt: Pokémon!

Barret: I'll give you guys a match later!

Matt: You're on!

Later at Dan's karate class.

Dan: Hey Graham!

Graham: Hi, all right mate?

Dan: Graham, you know before we start training, can I give you a karate match and my friends will referee! I have to score two wazari's (2 points) and you have to score one? (1 point)

Graham: Fine! I accept your challenge!

Tom: Dan, your (*&^%$£ mental!

Dan: I'll win, I hope!

Tifa: Norai! Rai! Yoy! Hashami! (Start, bow ready, fight)

Lewis: Dan can't win!

Reece: Yeah, I know!

Graham went in for a reverse punch, but Dan back flips over him, trips him up and counters.

Cloud: Woah! Yamae! Ipon! Catchee! (Stop! 2 points! Win!)

Graham: You've improved! Have these people trained you?

Dan: Well, kinda!

Graham: Thank you girl and…

Cloud: Cloud and Tifa!

Graham: Cheers!

We now go over to Alex's house!

Barret: Charizard, go!

Alex: Go Blastoise!

Barret: Fire blast!

Alex: Hydro pump!

Barret: *&^% lost again!

It was time for us to go!

Barret: See ya kids!

Matt: Bye!

Alex: Ditto!

Tifa: Bye!

Cloud: See you!

Dan: We'll see each other again right?

Cloud: We'll send a vortex over and you'll come to our dimension!

Tifa: Bye Alex!

Tifa hugs Alex!

Alex: … Bye!

Cloud: See you Alex!

I shake Alex's hand!

Alex: Adios!

Barret: See ya Alex!

Alex: Bye!

Tifa: Bye Matt!

Tifa hugs Matt!

Matt: Bye!

Cloud: See you Matt.

Cloud yo's with Matt!

Matt: Goodbye!

Barret: See you later man!

Matt: Right back at ya!

Barret: See ya Dan!

Dan: Bye Barret!

Tifa: Bye Dan!

Dan: Bye!

Tifa hugs Dan

Cloud: See you! Keep practising!

We jumped into the vortex!

Dan: Can't wait to go to the Final Fantasy VII world!

Matt: Same here!

Alex: Ditto!

In Kalm

Tifa: Friendly kids eh?

Cloud: Yeah! A lot of strength and confidence!

Barret: It'll be a laugh when they come here!

Next time: Kids in Final Fantasy VII, Dan, Matt and Alex in the Final Fantasy VII world!

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