Questions |
| 1. Forget "career vs.
relationship"; for you, is a major decision
having to choose between white and dark, milk and bittersweet, with almonds and without? |
| 2. Is the fastest way to get your
attention the mere mention of the words free samples? |
| 3. Do you look at vanilla as somebody's idea of a joke? |
| 4. Would you campaign to have Sara Lee's birthday declared a national holiday? |
| 5. Has an M & M never had enough time to melt in your hand? |
| 6. Have you mastered the art of sucking
the middle from inside a malted-milk ball and still leaving the outer coating intact? |
| 7. Is your most frequent form of daily exercise prying off the lid from a container ofHaagen-Dazs chocolate chocolate chip? |
| 8. Do you consider Ding Dongs one of
mankind's most significant cultural achievements? |
| 9. Have you ever eaten an entire box of
still-frozen brownies because you were unable to wait long enough for them to thaw? |
| 10. Is your ulterior motive for visiting
sick friends to pick through the boxes of candies they've received? |
| 11. Did it come as a surprise to you that Bill Blass also designed clothes? |
| 12. Are you of the conviction that Famous Amos should be made a patron saint? |
| 13. Does "dinner with a few
intimate friends" really mean Godiva, Teuscher, Cadbury, and Kron? |
| 14. Is your idea of foreplay a bag of Hershey's Kisses? |
| 15. Do you consider carob a Communist plot? |
* If you have answered yes to any one of these questions, there is definite warning that you may be a chocoholic. * If you have answered yes to any two, the chances are that you are a chocoholic. * If you have answered yes to three or more, wipe your face! |