Confucious Says...
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A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
All men eat, but Fu Manchu.
America good place to Put Chinese Restuarant.
Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!
Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.
Confucious say it take square ass to shit a brick.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
He who sniffs Coke, drowns.
He who fart in church sit in own pew.
House without toilet is uncanny.
Lady who live in glass house should dress in basement.
Man with no legs bums around.
Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.
Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
Man who eats photograph of his sire is soon spitting image of his father.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
Man with an unchecked parachute will jump to conclusion.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there!
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!
Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.
Man who run in front of car get tyred
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!
Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed.
Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom.
Ok for shit to happen . . . will decompose.
People who make Confucious joke speak bad English.
Preserve wildlife - pickle a hedgehog!
Rape is impossible. Lady run much faster with dress up than man with pants down!
Support bacteria; it's the only culture some people have!
To make egg roll, push it.
To prevent hangover stay drunk!
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Woman who put detergent on top shelf jump for Joy.
Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.
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