Fun With Used Airways
- Make long slender ice cubes for those hot summer nights.
- Wear one each of 5 different sizes on the fingers of both hands and pretend to be Freddy Krueger next Halloween.
- You've heard of tin can phones...how about orapharngeal phones?
- Tie or otherwise bind 5 together, drill holes through one side only and pretend to be the Pied Piper.
- On your next suicide call, glue 2 to the victim's head to resemble horns...Tell the coroner the devil made him do it!
- Conversational swizzle sticks!
- Sell them as gag reflex testers.
- They make really neat bubble blowers...Ask the kids!
- Give one to a hard of hearing patient and tell them it's a new kind of hearing aid.
- One Word...Teethers!
Remember to Recycle!
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