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Dawson picked up the next story and read the title.

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Joey's Revenge

by Fartsmack and Butnut

Pacey: Those are interesting names.

It was a normal quiet day in Capeside, a little too quiet. The water was calm and the sun was shining, but things just did not seem right. It was summer and tourists were scampering about everywhere, shopkeepers were kept busy and the Icehouse was bustling with activity. But there was one very unhappy person in Capeside today.

Dawson: Only one?

Joey sat alone at a table, when she was supposed to be waitressing, and thought about all the people she hated.

Jen: Way to think positively,Jo!

The first person that came to mind was........JEN LINDLEY.

Jen: Gee. I feel so honored.

That was the one person she could not stand on the face of the earth. From the minute she came traipsing into town in her sluttish clothing

Pacey: Since when are sweaters and black pants sluttish?

Joey had hated her guts. For one thing she had thrown herself at Dawson, Joey's true love. For one thing she looked like a duck and walked funny too.

Dawson: That’s not a very good reason to hate someone……. they walk funny.

So Joey went out back and smoked a joint,

Pacey: So Joey is a pothead and Jen is a slut. I can’t wait to see what Pacey and Dawson are like.

a habit she had developed after joining the local Capeside gang.

Joey: Capeside doesn’t seem like a town that would have a gang. That would constitute something interesting and the Capeside charter strictly prohibits that.

Her whole attitude had changed once she joined. She now dressed totally in black leather and had chains around her neck and word big black boots.

Pacey: She sounds like Mr.T.

Everyone in town was scared of her. Pacey also was a gang member after having a fall out with his family he was living on the streets and eating rats, and dating Joey.

Jen: Net he has great breath for kissing!

He dropped out of school and could only afford bread crusts for clothing which he tied on with string from old tennis shoes he found in the gutter.

Dawson: I’m not going to say a thing. I think the mental picture of that speaks for itself.

Dawson, the pretty boy from up the creek had nailed his window shut for fear of Joey trying to enter his house. Jen was also scared of Joey, and Joey loved to creep her out by leaving body parts of animals on her pillow at night.

Joey: For when they just don’t make that appropriate Hallmark card?

Oh how Joey loved to torture her! But Joey had a plan...a devilish plan. It had taken weeks of planning but she had finally come up with.... part 2 coming soon

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