CHURCH
BULLETIN BLOOPERS
Scouts are saving aluminium
cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
The outreach committee has
enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are
not afflicted with any church.
Evening massage - 6 p.m.
The Pastor would appreciate
it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him
their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next
Sunday morning.
The audience is asked to
remain seated until the end of the recession.
Low Self-Esteem Support
Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use
the back door.
Ushers will eat latecomers.
The third verse of
"Blessed Assurance" will be sung without
musical accomplishment.
The Reverend Merriwether
spoke briefly, much to the delight of the
congregation.
The pastor will preach his
farewell message, after which the choir will sing,
"Break Forth Into Joy."
During the absence of our
pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a
good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will
be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will
then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
Due to the Rector's illness,
Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued
until further notice.
Stewardship Offertory:
"Jesus Paid It All"
The music for today's
service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel
in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
Remember in prayer the many
who are sick of our church and community.
The eighth-graders will be
presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church
basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is
invited to attend this tragedy.
The concert held in
Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks
are due to the minister's daughter, who laboured the
whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon
her.
Thirty-two members were
present at the church meeting held at the home of
Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs.
Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, "The
Lord Knows Why."
A song fest was hell at the
Methodist church Wednesday.
Today's Sermon: "How
Much Can A Man Drink?" with hymns from a full
choir.
On a church bulletin during
the minister's illness: God is Good. Dr. Hargreaves
is better.
The 1997 Spring Council
Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
Pastor is on vacation.
Massages can be given to church secretary.
Men's Prayer Breakfast. No
charge, but your damnation will be gratefully
accepted.
Last updated: 08/09/98
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